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just so everyone knows, stopping someone from drunk driving isnt lame and ur not being uptight, pretty bad ass saving a life if u ask me

Wise words

feelings towards elf on the shelf

baddddd habit of saying “help is on the way dear!” in the mrs doubtfire voice whenever one of my elders calls for help. like they could be on the floor with a broken hip and im really poppin out movie quotes (still funny every time)

went for a walk, Very pleasant evening. the squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. that stung a little. I will remember their faces

got a lil 93 year old lady to bust a move today to “wouldn’t it be nice” by the beach boys….. my cheeks were hurting from smiling. i’ve never wished for something to be video taped more than this moment 🥹🥹

one of my elders asked for help at the table and i started singing “help! i need somebody, help! not just anybody” annnnnd they laughed like i was the funniest person on this planet earth please laugh at my jokes. they give me way too much confidence

stopped for this lil girl on a bike to cross the road so she gives me the thumbs up and i smiled and gave her one back, then she mouthed the words “i love you” really not sure what to think with that one

@gutterbert listen to music you don’t usually listen too!!! cliff always gets inspired by such random stuff

musician friends, how do you overcome writer’s block?? I was in a great flow for the last while and suddenly I can’t come up with fresh ideas

pet a dog named luna today, i will think about her for the rest of my life 🙂

@taylorjane28 omg terrifying hahaha

@KendraHanson_ Only in her 40’s!!!!!!

I said to a lady at my work that I wished we had 4 day work weeks and she said “I don’t, what would I do with the extra day?” Girl, maybe a new hobby???? Rest???? Vacations???? More time with ur kids???? Like cmon what do you mean

i have a confession. i found out a few weeks ago that “fetal position” was in fact not spelt “feetle” (stop it im so embarrassed, i got second place in a spelling bee once so shut up) anyways “fetal” definitely makes more sense cause babies

used to do shit like this in college hockey and i’d come off the ice and my coach would always ask “hanson, was that on purpose?” hahahaha like ya bro gimme some cred

one time i was in some team building thing with my hockey team and the girl asked everyone “what’s your goal in life?” and we all went around the room sharing. everyone’s answer was like “become a mom” “own a home” “find my dream job” and i dead ass said “meet betty white”

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@Ryehodgins 🫶🏼

@Ryehodgins i’m scared to even comment on this because i’m not entirely sure but i think it’s been related to autism! which kind of? makes sense

tony was our old broadcaster when i played college hockey, such a dope guy. love this so much

Looks like there are no more tickets for the PWHL Montreal game at the Bell Centre. The biggest arena in the NHL just sold out a PWHL game in under an hour👏🏼

“i’ve worked around dementia patients” lmao for 5 minutes? dumb biiiiiii