Kendra ❤️‍🔥

Me: I’m going to go to the gym tonight! Me: *reorganizes workout clothes drawer* *online shops for sports bras* *reads Yelp reviews for every Yoga studio in Chicago* Me: Ah, fitness

just got an ad for capris and heeled thong sandals, and I don’t wanna see that shit unless you’re doing your hair like this with it

Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas

this is just what it feels like everyday now

some people just don’t understand the cultural significance of a photo taken of your hand holding your theatre programme or playbill with the stage out of focus in the background.

I’ve never seen a family in a cybertruck. Just an ugly dude by himself.

they are the only ones with property Nancy

Chicago is one of the only places where it’s socially acceptable to dox yourself to strangers. I love telling random people I met once my exact intersection as small talk

I came across a theory that AI is starting to make more mistakes because the internet is increasingly polluted with AI slop. The idea of AI cannibalising itself into obscurity is one of my favourite things ever. I hope it is true and I hope it becomes impossible to fix.

Boomers five years ago: “I DO NOT CONSENT TO MY IMAGE OR POSTS BEING USED BY MARK ZUCKERBERG FOR META, FACEBOOK, INSTAGRAM, OR WHATSAPP TO SELL MY DATA. Like and share if you agree!” Boomers today, for some reason: “hey I just uploaded all your baby pictures to ChatGPT and you and all your cousins look like penguins isn’t this cute I’m uploading all the grandkids next”

Damn I didn’t even know MAGAs watched Survivor. Like, they have gay people on there… and women voting….

People acting like it’s incomprehensible white people bully other white people for having curly hair like they didn’t write Anne Hathaway going from ugly duckling to beauty queen with a blowout in The Princess Diaries lol

Pickle ball. My acrylic painting.

i would die for all of chicago. i would just be annoyed about dying for west loop

the three branches of government are tj maxx, marshalls, and homegoods

somehow the most progressive yet the most offensive show at the same time. there’ll never be another one like it.

Stop using ChatGPT. Consult a local grandma…text your friend gc w/ a weird name…type ur problems into Reddit dot com…go to the library…pay a psychic…the ancient sources of wisdom…

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

I would die for my country Chicago

the lie machine lied to you?

I barely survived “telling writers they have to read is gatekeeping,” I don’t think I can live through “telling writers they have to write is gatekeeping”