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@youcancallmemrp Excellent

@Kenflaw *Moves to Scotland*

It's 11pm on a Sunday night. Stores are closed. I'm craving Hula Hoops. 🥹

@youcancallmemrp In Scotland there's usually multiple supermarkets 24/7 👀

@Kenflaw True. Stores in Europe are open until midnight at least. 🤣

@markyboi 🥹

@Kenflaw Gorgeous as always

Fetching my own coffee. How. Times. Have. Changed.

@Bristolvor You're telling me!

@chrisreyn59 So they are 🤣🤣

@Kenflaw Your supermans are upside down!

@altsw10 Do I have to do everything myself? I put them on. That's more than enough for the day!

@PupZeus I've been trying for years

@Kenflaw Better late than pregnant!

Better late than never I guess...

@gingertrvlguru Better late than never

@Kenflaw Finally!

The last few days are just pointing out that some folk and certain industries, so called professionals and poor excuses for human beings learned fuck all with Caroline Flack...

Why so warm. I'm sure it was -degrees when I left this morning.

What is Spotify on 👀👀 Generates a 2000s mix playlist. It's 90% movie soundtracks. Great but I want banging tunes to get me through a Friday not Hedwigs Theme.

Coincidentally there were multiple articles only weeks ago about about planning permission and development plans for this exact block 👀👀👀

@Pup_Naberus @DarkRopeKink I thought that was from being on it all the time 👀👀

@DarkRopeKink @Kenflaw Wait...is that why my back hurts and I'm always tired?!

*insert crisis here*

@DarkRopeKink A little of column a, a lot of column b.

@Kenflaw I stay looking hot and young by sucking the youth from my subs; what’s your secret, a painting in your attic?

@thomaswilliams ...if only.

@ThatPovey You have ice cream...

@Kenflaw I have ice cream and cake. It will be OK. The bleach is just a phase we can get you through this

@AnthonyIsaacs Make the most of it while it's there 🤞🤞

@Kenflaw Still the sharpest hair! 🤣