Dill Pickleson

Booty had me like

🚨 SEATTLE MAYOR BRUCE HARRELL: “When a man does 6 or 7 crimes, we do not know his life story!” “Maybe he was hungry. Therefore, I have ZERO desire in jailing him!” American voters — we DON’T have to live this way. Absolutely unbelievable.

@XHabib I got my tax return

Florida is a special place

That lil white dude #3 for Purdue raw

@DownsCooked Gang gang

@user2419001 You get 10x better at driving

I WANT A PHYSICAL FUCKING MENU AT A RESTAURANT. NONE OF THIS QR CODE BULLSHIT

A bottle of fireball hates to see me coming

@ZeddFred The mayor of New yuck said I couldn’t

What is preventing you from moving to New York?

Can’t park that there courtesy of @tweeder8299

Bad news for hotdogs: I woke up, nigga

Let it rip.

“Heard he’s 2-0 in his fantasy league.”

Good Morning Everyone

@MRolly_24 @EndGameWW3 It willint

@EndGameWW3 Well it either will or it won’t.

Update: Financial Times, citing Iranian sources: There may not be an Iranian attack at all, or it may happen tonight.

@MRolly_24 @Zashy120 Mmm

@Zashy120 Fully Loaded: In Your Balls

Replace a WWE PLE name with the word “balls”😂 Doesn’t have to be pictured

someone yelled “hey retard” and i looked ☹️

@tiff_tiffhurray Nerd

I’m being made fun of by Devin and Justin for having a crush????