KENNETH M. GRAY

Read Sayulita Sucker by @cterlson a.co/d/9aZUGVL and meet the real Phil the Crow

Haven’t done a GIVEAWAY in awhile, so here you go…next weekend I will pick 1 random winner and send them a free signed and traycased limited edition of Gwendy’s Button Box by STEPHEN KING & Richard Chizmar. All you have to do to enter is Follow me & Repost this note. Good luck!

"Best read of 2023. Terlson is firing on all cylinders with his latest novel, Samurai Bluegrass. His descriptions paint a vivid picture and the prose flows with a fluidity that matches the energy of Heather's sections as she brings her art to life on the page."

@cterlson Avocado shaped toasters.

@KennethMGRAY2 Do you have any avocados?

Thinking of getting into avocado toast... but, do you need to peel them before you shove them into one of the slots?

@cterlson Then, I am a most learned man. 🫪

Actual advice: Every once in a while, try to fuck up. It's when you learn the most.

Brilliant collection of stories. So much great imagination on display here, and very re-readable. Check it out, this should be more widely known.

今日図書館で借りた本！新刊棚から「夜が少女を探偵にする」と「粉瘤息子 都落ち択」の2冊！事前情報ゼロでなんかすごそうなやつをチョイス。直感を信じよう

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Carrying around the Colt, and now Shorty’s Glock, put me in a mood. I hated carrying a gun. Thanks to a guy in the backwoods of Northern Ontario, I knew a lot about firearms and was a decent shot to boot. He’d trained me well. But it was like the gun radiated violence out of its metal shell and seeped into my veins. - Sayulita Sucker amazon.com/Sayulita-Sucke…

@RpsAgainstTrump His colonoscopy said he's a perfect asshole.

JUST IN: Trump says his 6-month physical at Walter Reed “checked out PERFECTLY.” Big if true

Coming next week - ASTEROID SAVAGE "a gritty science fiction thriller where the line between hero and criminal is as thin as the Martian atmosphere" amazon.com/dp/B0GTRY97XL

I wound up and gave him a knock like I did Zig the Tall-Boy. It wasn’t perfect, but he tumbled off the chair, and it was like a goon sleepover. I didn’t bother looking for the Colt they took off me. The Glock was a lot newer and conveniently held more bullets. I slid it into my holster, left the room, closing the door quietly behind me, and exited the hotel. - Sayulita Sucker amazon.com/Sayulita-Sucke…

@WhiteHouse Pull my finger.

The mission is simple.

@cterlson Did I mention I'm selling toasters now?

@cterlson And you'll need more than one toaster

@LeadingReport His colonoscopy test showed that he's a perfect asshole.

President Trump is at Walter Reed Medical Center for his annual medical and dental evaluation.