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@FPL__Raptor He held me hostage because he had a game in a blank week. Now he’s holding me hostage again because he plays against Burnley next week.

Rogers gets his classic yellow card. Might be the most annoying asset in FPL. He gets Burnley then I’m yeeting him as far away from my team as I can.

@Snooker147Lover Hooker for snooker I guess

Sorry for this, but in conclusion: the girl (drunken trash) who ran out on stage at the Crucible today is the porn/OnlyFans actress "Sasha Swan". It was pure PR to get herself talked about. An absolute disgrace for snooker. Hope it never happens again. #WorldChampionship

@OfficialFPL From an FPL perspective, Rogers, Watkins, and Aston Villa in general need to be arrested.

Goal - BUENDIA Assist - CASH Aston Villa 1-2 Spurs (90+6 mins) #FPL #AVLTOT

@Talhaa10_ Finally somebody dared to ask the question. Diogo would have wanted them to move on by now.

don’t wanna be disrespectful but how long are liverpool fans gonna keep the 20th min clap for jota going? like i understood it at the start of the season, but every game? really?

@ClownWorld If I had kids, I wouldn’t let them know what McDonald’s is until they are like 12.

Dad ordered real food for the kids and then ordered McDonald’s for him… 😭😂

@FPLTheUnderdogs Anyone with eyes, not leaks, can see that semenyo is playing too far wide out and miles off it.

A lot of #FPL content creators sold or benched Semenyo this week. If he gets benched, it's over. It would be clear that those guys get leaks, which is ok for me. What I don't like is them lying about getting leaks & pretending they don't. Just stop deceiving people. #FPLCommunity

@FulhamFC You look at Fulham’s lineup and think something interesting might happen. But once the game starts, you remember, nah, they are unserious lightweights.

Saka gets Arsenal's second. 40'.

@wynrosei Ticketmaster “outlets” in seedy strip malls.

I’m curious : Before the digital era, how did people get concert tickets? 40 thousand people lining up outside the stadium????

@OfficialBHAFC My suggestion: next week, bin the MMA training, ok?

Behind at the break.

@IgnoredReal lol, it’s like they are on skates.

塔斯汀汉堡内2个员工打架,都是同事何必呢 最牛逼的是还有一个阿姨员工还在不慌不忙的干活,一边不紧不慢的说别打了.真是敬业爱岗的好员工呢.

@Ne_zaha I’ll be back at 3am

ركزوا على تعابير الوجه وحركة العيون

@krassenstein Trump is an ass but Charles and his wife can go fuck themselves as well.

Trump is so disrespectful. He literally cut in front of Queen Camilla while she was shaking hands. Every day is another embarrassment for our country.

@RpsAgainstTrump A stupid person’s idea of wit, I guess.

Trump on his parents: “They were married for 63 years. And, excuse me (turns to Melania) if you don’t mind. That’s a record we won’t be able to match, darling. I’m sorry. Just not going to work out that way. We’ll do well, but we’re not going to do that.” So weird

@usmntonly @MenInBlazers lol, a snowflake Trump supporter then 🤣

AC Milan coach Massimiliano Allegri on Christian Pulisic's struggles 🎙️ "He's a very sensitive guy, the fact that he doesn't score affects him more. He's a player who gets into tackles and struggles more, he suffers more from this. I have to try to give the team balance, playing without a true centre forward, he struggles more."

@crsanchezx @rosaliacandyyyy Let me guess, Trump voter, right?

@rosaliacandyyyy Si buscas un hobby mal pagado, adelante. Yo hablo de si tu objetivo es vivir bien en la vida. Has estudiado humanidades verdad?

¿Qué carreras universitarias NO deberías estudiar en 2026? De mejor a peor... D (Aún aceptable) • Ingeniería informática • Matemáticas • Ingeniería de datos • Ciberseguridad C (Regular) • ADE • Economía • Marketing • Derecho B (Trampa) ↓↓

@CWSandND @TJenkinsTampa When was the last time you bet 50k to win a million in anything? The answer is never. So why would you do it in this instance? Because you “play ball” in high school?

@TJenkinsTampa But $50k isn’t life changing but $1mil is. Also, Bartolo Colon hit a homerun so I think anyone’s who played at least varsity baseball and was a good player should still choose the $1mil option.

Skenes has thrown 5,568 pitches at the MLB Level. He’s allowed 23 home runs. That’s roughly one home run every 250 pitches against the world’s greatest hitters. If you’re reading this: You would never, could never, never ever, ever ever, hit a home run off Paul Skenes. Ever.

@Troy_OG_APE @CattardSlim Come out and tell us you are gay.

@CattardSlim That’s what men do, you must be a woman.

Some Moron once told Trump that whoever controls the handshake, controls the negotiations. And the idiots been doing this stupid handshake ever since. 😆

@hbrooks_coach Driving licenses are the biggest con going. Thousands and thousands they cost and don’t give any indication as to your actual quality as a driver….

Coaching licenses are the biggest con going. Thousands and thousands they cost and don’t give any indication as to your actual quality as a coach. They’re there to tick a box and doesn’t give any indication as to whether you can actually coach and lead people. The only reason I’d ever get my UEFAs is if I decide I want to be a manager in the future, because again, you apparently need this stupid box ticked. Makes no sense whatsoever that it’s a requirement.

@milenialmentor You are too poor to travel. Stay at home.

¿Soy yo… o Airbnb ya no es lo que era? 2010: Abrías Airbnb. Veías un piso bonito. “Fin de semana en Madrid”. 4 fotos. Precio claro. Reservabas. Llegabas. Te abrían. Te daban las llaves. Dormías. Te ibas. Satisfecho. Habías pagado por alojarte en una casa normal. 2026: Entras. Todo parece bonito. Fotos perfectas. No sabes por dónde empezar. “Desde 89€ la noche”. ¿Pero cuánto es al final? ¿Tarifa de limpieza? ¿Tarifa de servicio? ¿Cargo por huésped extra? ¿Depósito? ¿Normas de salida? ¿No fiestas? ¿No ruido? ¿No visitas? ¿No check-in antes? ¿No check-out tarde? ¿No usar cierto cuarto? ¿No tocar esto? ¿No mover aquello? Cada clic añade algo. No te das cuenta. Sigues mirando. Comparas. Vuelves atrás. Error. Nueva tarifa. Nueva condición. Ya vas por 240€. “Gran oportunidad”. Claro, ya qué más da. Pagas. Llegas. Esperas. Esperas más. “Tu anfitrión responde en breve”. Te contestan tarde. La caja no abre. La clave no sirve. El wifi falla. Entras. Hay una cámara afuera. Una lista de reglas en la mesa. Te piden sacar la basura, lavar los platos, quitar las sábanas y dejar todo impecable. Antes alquilabas un lugar. Ahora gestionas un contrato raro para sentirte vigilado en una casa prestada. Y lo peor: Tardas más. Pagas más. Y descansas peor. ¿Soy yo… o complicamos lo simple hasta hacerlo peor?

@JINVISIBLEWOMAN There will be a movie made where this girl loses to another girl who played the game with love.

POV: Your dad said “one more pitch.” Yeah… bad idea. This escalated FAST. You’re not ready for the ending. 👀🩸