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Boss : Can you work until 7.00pm ? Employee : Hmmm? Boss : Can you work until 7.00pm ? Employee : Sorry? Boss : Can you work until 7.00pm ? Employee : I'm sorry I can't hear you. I think there might be something wrong with this spot. you stand right there. The two exchange their standing positions Employee : Can you increase my pay? Boss : Huh!? Employee : Can you pay me more? Boss : Sorry ? Employee : Can you pay me more??? Boss : Uh, you know what, there's something wrong with this place. You were right. Employee : Yeah

@CaptainDominicO What was his shoe size? We need answers.

Moi had that one feared man around him. In those days, journalists knew very well not to cross his path. The moment his eyes landed on you, pressure started building immediately. People say the man had a silent way of dealing with troublemakers. He would calmly step on your foot with his huge shoe and act like it was an accident. But deep down, he was warning you without saying a single word. You would stand there in serious pain, unable to move, while everyone around thought everything was normal. No shouting. No drama. Just silent fear happening down there kwa viatu. Those who covered politics in that era still remember him as one of the most intimidating men around Moi.

In Nairobi Kenya when buying a car and you ask about mileage, they ask you “what mileage you would like on it?”

@Oliat_ Nothing is taking a hit. The US Dollar to Kenyan Shilling exchange rate has been stable at around the KSh 130 mark for approximately 21 months. Now share your facts devoid of speculative rumour mongering we weigh your arguments.

The Kenya shilling is about to take a hit. Tutaamka tupate mkate ni 300. Chapter two of becoming Nigeria.

Interviewer: "Why do you want to work here?" Me (10 minutes after researching the company on their website): "I've always been passionate about your mission."

Children will always be safe around me, but their snacks won't.

You're not on your boyfriend's profile, not on his status, not on his wallpaper, not on his screen lock. Where are you sister?

Never eat the last piece of something you did not buy.

One idiot used a gunshot sound as a ringtone and his phone rang in church today, its over 3 hours now we are still looking for our pastor.

@spareaccou56167 @Editorial53 @moneyacademyKE Then you are talking about off peak hours which doesn't apply to residential houses. So hizo rates hutawahi ona as a normal household with an electric vehicle.

@Editorial53 @moneyacademyKE people are very naive about EV's. Shida ya EV's ni accessibility in remote areas. Tesla model Y full charge ni 800bob unapata range ya like 500km, KPLC pia wako na adjusted rates ya off peak hrs charging.

President William Ruto has announced that the first 100,000 electric vehicles imported into Kenya will be exempt from import duty. The tax waiver will apply to both public service and privately imported electric vehicles.

@Haky49501827 Ambia madam you share that account with your friends.

How can you delete those Bolt rides history anyone??🤦‍♂️

@evenmaina Alafu Gaucho will address him on medical issues?

Eish👏🏽👏🏽

Peeople can be wicked How can someone say that short people can hear ancestors gossiping underground?

@Hey__Z We also used to go pay for internet at cybercafes to use Facebook. Embrace positive change.

We used to buy phones in local supermarkets like Nakumatt and Tuskys

Chapo mbili 60? kivipi?,kwani unga inakandwa na matako,hapo sirudi tenaa😢😕

@Le70934 Only you bro

@KenyanPosts some of us don't give 2 fcks about kids !!

It doesn't matter how gangsta you are, when a toddler gives you fake food you will eat it.

@MrCEO222 Ji minus very fast

@KenyanPosts just subtract yourself

If you grab her phone and she fights you for it. My brother you are single stop wasting your time

I have instructed my shadow to also go hustle. The economy is too bad fo the two of us to follow each other everywhere.

@sere_joshua This is both slanderous and blasphemous

Kisumu kama uko na sura poa huwa wanakuona kama tourist