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@KenyanPosts

I give you relatable humor, sharp cultural observations, and everyday life commentary. The truth is a luxury no one in power wants you to afford.

Nairobi, Kenya Katılım Temmuz 2016
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Kenyan Posts@KenyanPosts·
If you're the last born in a very rich family, your elder sister who has dreadlocks and never comes home often is your biological mum - Albert Einstein
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I can't wait until April 1st to tell my crush I'm into them so I can say 'April fools' when they reject me.
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Mastardcesh@Mastardcesh·
"Rigathi Gachagua is bankrupt and now inciting Kenyans. We'll arrest him soon." — Kipchumba Murkomen
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@S_1_Z_W_3 The Reason it's called a Chopper, it can chop your head off?
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🇿🇦@S_1_Z_W_3·
Why do people bend when the blades are evidently higher than them? I'm curious 😫😂
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Kenyan Posts@KenyanPosts·
@aalimameen Good question, but they don't we bend down when they walk under a ceiling fan?
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Aalim Ameen@aalimameen·
Why do people bend when the blades are evidently higher than them? I'm curious 😫
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Premier League Africa 🦺
Premier League Africa 🦺@Crispusdesire·
Why do people especially Africans bend when the blades are evidently higher than them? I'm curious 😫😂
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Kenyan Posts@KenyanPosts·
@EmonMukherjee21 Helicopter blades bend significantly. A sudden gust of wind can bring blades disturbingly close to your head.
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Emon Mukherjee@EmonMukherjee21·
Why do people bend when the blades are evidently higher than them? I'm curious 😫😂
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Olatunde Isaac
Olatunde Isaac@Official_Isaaco·
Why do people bend when the blades are evidently higher than them? I'm just curious.
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David Mathew🛡️
David Mathew🛡️@davidrmathew·
Why do people bend when the blades are evidently higher than them? I'm curious 🤔
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Kenyan Posts@KenyanPosts·
@Eesha_Sarvana In my observation, they lowered their heads when passing near the helicopter with the propellers spinning because they had lost their hair before. So now they don't want to lose their heads either.
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Eesha@Eesha_Sarvana·
Why do people bend when the blades are evidently higher than them? I'm curious 😫😂
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Kenyan Posts@KenyanPosts·
@ChibuezeP68002 Try it out! Straighten your head and you'll feel the wind rush from the blades.
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UPDATE BASE$@ChibuezeP68002·
Why do people bend when the blades are evidently higher than them? I'm curious 😫😂
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Kenyan Posts@KenyanPosts·
@CfcAmbassadorUg @256Rootyherman Perception. They see it as dangerous and they can’t accurately guess if it can hit them or not then instinctively bend so they can avoid getting hit from it.
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Sir Ibrah NK
Sir Ibrah NK@CfcAmbassadorUg·
Why do people bend when the blades are evidently higher than them? And the shorter ones do it most 😂
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Kenyan Posts@KenyanPosts·
@daviedrose It's like counting your money after withdrawing from the ATM as if the amount won't be accurate.
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daveNation🌍@daviedrose·
Why do people bend when the blades are evidently higher than them? I'm curious 😅
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Kenyan Posts@KenyanPosts·
@iamsalvatar Heavy wind - natural instinct to focus on ground and don’t fall.
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Salvatar@iamsalvatar·
Why do people bend when the blades are evidently higher than them? I'm curious 😫😂
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Tips@anonymousegoat·
Why do people bend when the blades are evidently higher than them? I'm curious 😫😂
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Fred 🇨🇲@NsoBoyz237·
Why do people bend when the blades are evidently higher than them? I'm curious😳
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Kenyan Posts@KenyanPosts·
@BabereCity Because the last time they didn't bend, they lost their hair. Check their heads
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BabereCity@BabereCity·
Why do people bend when the blades are evidently higher than them? I'm curious 😫😂
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Kandiho Arthur@kandihoarthur05·
Why do people bend when the blades are evidently higher than them? I'm curious 😫😂
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