Kennah🔸️

Her: Kwako kuna stima? Me: Zae (ten years later):

It pains me that there’s probably a series out there that would absolutely consume me and change my life but I haven’t discovered it yet💔

“wtf man I already shot that chick two times”

When they constructed Kamiti Prisons in 1955, they were surprised to find me in there already locked in.

Sometimes you get a haircut but yo barber genuinely fries you but you let it grow out for 2 weeks and realize your barber had a vision.

Don’t say anything just repost.

Cunha, Mbeumo and Amad doing their dance rehearsal for the upcoming Arsenal parade:

whole time i’m hustling to disappear

Na mtuletee Jersey ziko na Gold badge kwa sleeve. Hatuvai hizo plain tena like other league commoners. 😂

Introverts lazima tuulizwe 'are you okay' every 10 mins kwa function 😂😂

Mimi nishaekea msupa wangu mia ya wikendi, kunigongea labda ukue na 200.

Don’t forget the pain that made you lock in

I just want to do the rock paper scissors food challenge.

Jifunze kudistinguish between mtu ako na kiburi na mtu hajali

I hope my daughter will understand if I name her Bukaylia Sakella

Por eso es importante ahorrar para la vejez 🤑🥵

Ukitaka kupull homely girls unaenda vegetable section alafu unaact clueless.

Wait till I get on top of you 🥱

i just said i was only shy, never said i can't press your bum bum.

Lazima ikuwe worms ama pia naweza pita na hii nyoka?

Miaka 25 na kitu nimejinunulia ni woofer na na kitanda