Keri Rousey

WHO WANTS A BEER SKATE?! RT for your chance to win the hottest drinking device in sports.

@rayguncaddy *sent with lasers*

i'm making it my mission to bring back text effects

Survived the Hayley Williams war

escuchando el nuevo album de noah kahan first thing in the morning no vaya a ser que surja la posibilidad de sentir felicidad

when someone asks how ur doing but you just listened to The Great Divide

“What makes you anxious?” Me:

Hot girl summer is cancelled. We’re having whimsical medieval girl summer instead.

the human body is not meant to experience canes playoff hockey

Jon Snow showing Ghost Longclaw in GoT and saying “that’s you” is so me showing my cats a picture of themselves.

Happy Playoffs Gameday 😌 #SoundTheSiren

my body is a temple. ancient, crumbling, cursed and probably haunted.

"are you ok" i am literally a forest fire and i am the fire and i am the forest and i am the witness watching it but thanks for asking

being a girl with bangs is harder than serving in the military I’ve been through more than them

“I asked chat gpt” “I asked grok” ok and I asked a palantír. what now

@jiangjaehyun Like why is my 7 year old son on the ice

@KeriRousey then everyone reporting on it and ruining it even further bc NOW EVERYONE KNOWS

why did seth jarvis cut his hair i am devastated

Love isn’t something that we invented. Maybe it means something more, something we can’t yet understand. […] Love is the one thing that we’re capable of perceiving that transcends dimensions of time and space.