Kermit Schwartz

Love everybody

Everybody please subscribe to watch Kermit And Friends in honor of darling Kermit 💕 YouTube.com/ElisaJordana

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@Bologna_Sauce @brianpeterson70 @ElisaJordana @MyDogChicken :(

Should she start before or after you work on your first project? Don't have one? Aw twitter.com/peteinpitt/sta…

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UNPOPULAR OPINION: Your Pit Bull Belongs in a Zoo xoja.ne/xxEuss5

"Living with my boyfriend all but guaranteed that we will never get married" ti.me/2dcHmTJ

Living with My Boyfriend All But Guaranteed That We Will Never Get Married xojane.com/sex/elisa-move… via @xojanedotcom

I wrote this article thanks so much for putting it out today @XoJanedotcom xojane.com/sex/elisa-move…

Hey @ElisaJordana lets go have dinner soon in a beautiful garden like Lady and The Tramp xojane.com/sex/elisa-move… via @xojanedotcom

Happy Birthday! 🐶

There's already discussions of an after party....@kevincao1996 @bronk @kafworld

its easy to be humble when everyone else is screaming you are great

For one year, @ElisaJordana invited internet trolls into her apartment. trib.al/xvTXXqV

@Ryan_Lever Do a show Ryan!

sorry all @KermitAndFriend fans i thought @ElisaJordana was doing a show tom i was wrong :(

Host of Kermit And Friends featured on @xojanedotcom xojane.com/fun/force-myse…

I told the @HonestFrankTV truth in this article! If anyone would like to interview me I am available! xojane.com/fun/force-myse…

@sternshow @rmlimodriver69 @bronk Whoever is in a movie should win this.