@MNateShyamalan If Sigma is an outsider why is it part of the pyramid, ruled over by the alphas? I am furious about these design choices
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Murphers Paradise
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@Kerrie_Murphy
Illegal underground dinosaur fighting ring organiser. She/Her
Sydney, Australia Katılım Eylül 2008
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@daveanthony - realise you are super busy with other things these days, and also we're about to enter Mad Max Thunderdome for real, but if there's any way we could get a 15th-anniversary reunion ep of Walking the Room next May, that would be enjoyable.
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@zunguzungu @RottenInDenmark Eating a Warhead meant something, man
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We took it for granted, but a single 90s kid had more extreme nacho flavor than a gen z would get in their whole lifetime.
Jonathan Haidt@JonHaidt
Before the 1990s, kids experienced more risk, more thrills, more physical injuries, and fewer psychological injuries than they do today. Kids had more freedom to make mistakes and learn from them. We have forgotten that kids are antifragile.
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The Panthers are in pink shirts. OMG they’re the pink panthers
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@realspitfire Wait until you find out about John of God.
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@realCarrickRyan In the book Filterworld, Kyle Chayka points out out that we get fewer songs now that start slow and have a key change because people only give songs a few seconds before hitting next. Songs are getting shorter on average too.
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I often wonder how Spotify has completely changed the dynamic of our relationship with bands.
We used to have to pay $30 for an album. So you only bought albums you were confident you'd listen to.
Then you'd listen to it, cover to cover, a lot.
Because we only had so many...
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@BirminghamAg Pretty sure all of reality is a satire at this point
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I mean, it’s not like some of the most pressing issues of our time have been undermined by politicisation of the science or anything.
Once again sad that I could only cancel my Atlantic subscription once.
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Let's talk about how to shop for a suit if you're a horse. But first, which do you think looks better? 🧵
horse@horseimage
horse wearing a three-piece suit elegant outfit tailored for a classy and distinguished horse
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@TheWapplehouse I think the use of Headline Case is the most egregious part of this
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can you imagine how annoying the owner of this restaurant is
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@rothschildmd Welp these pictures of two non-identical pearl earrings sure convinced me
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The QAnon/conspiracy sphere is all in on "Kamala's earrings were actually earphones."
That's how you know they know they lost. They're making up conspiracy theories to cover for Trump's disastrous performance.
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Let's not forget that Elle dated Andrew Wakefield, the struck-off doctor who kicked off the "Vaccines cause Autism" scare. The woo is strong in this one.
💥Dr💥 Julia Baird@bairdjulia
The lack of interrogation of Elle Macpherson's story of healing herself holistically from cancer is a failure of journalism, editing and promotion. I would have died if I'd ignored the science. My column for @smh @theage smh.com.au/lifestyle/heal…
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Please fill in this poll, I really want to get more respondents than most other polls, because obviously the bigger the sample size the more scientific it is
The Chaser@chaser
for more questions, please fill in The Chaser's Reader Poll to Save Democracy The only poll that matters! forms.gle/5RgYYWrApNFSx8…
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@thomas_violence Pretty extroverted to crown yourself the official introvert spokesperson. I don’t want small or large talk. I want you to stop talking so I can get back to the podcast I was listening to.
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i love chasing after introverts and asking them how their day's going while they scream like i'm flicking them with a towel
Karun Pal@karunpal
Introverts hate small talk. They wanna dive deep. Share your lessons. Your purpose. Your secrets. The stories of your spiritual journey. Discuss psychology, philosophy, and meaning of life. The talk that connects the mind and nourishes the heart. Soul talk. That's what they want.
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@BirminghamAg I too hope no one does an investigation and finds out that I was fired from a casual job as a telemarketer for Customtone Kitchens when I was at uni because I was crap at persuading people to book appointments. Devastating.
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I was about to show this to my husband and say “can you believe this shit?” Then I realised I can, in fact, believe this shit. This is peak Trump shit.
Republicans against Trump@RpsAgainstTrump
Donald Trump just reposted this on Truth Social. The man is utterly unfit for office.
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@MelanieTait You should go to the Marrickville Metro and then catch the Metro to the Metro theatre (Sydenham to Gadigal) with snacks from Woolies Metro. Give it a sense of occasion.
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We have a slightly later rehearsal time today so GUESS WHO'S GOING TO CHECK OUT THE METRO AND ALL ITS WONDERS?!
Am almost as excited as I was seeing Barbra Streisand at the SFS in 2000.
GIF
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