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@RealKaruga Lro nmekula ingine hadi naskia nkama nlikuwa natafuna chuma Ghai

Hii mahindi choma ya Nairobi imeanza kuwa gumu. What's happening?

@georgediano @official_kemboi he would surrender his car, house, land, and even his roaming wife as a bonus package before voluntarily checking himself into Kamiti Maximum Prison. Was it necessary you involve his roaming wife unapenda vitina sana🤣🤣🤣🤣

Veteran broadcaster Fred Ombachi Machoka today told the court that Robert Alai's HIV allegations damaged his reputation, disturbed his peace, made his radio waves crackle differently & even chased away his yellow yellow damsels whom he had been supplying them with high voltage electricity. The drama started last year when the two engaged in a heated online exchange. During the digital fistfight, Alai allegedly claimed that Mzee Machoka alikuwa na "malaria kubwa" and even offered one of the wildest bets in Kenyan history. Alai declared that he was ready to accompany Machoka to any hospital of his choice for an HIV test, and if the results came back negative, he would surrender his car, house, land, and even his roaming wife as a bonus package before voluntarily checking himself into Kamiti Maximum Prison. Now, any ordinary Kenyan facing the current economy would have sprinted to the nearest laboratory, collected the jackpot, and retired to a farm in Nanyuki. But Mzee Machoka chose a different route. Instead of cashing in on the offer and becoming a billionaire overnight, he rushed to court and demanded KSh 60 million for defamation. The moment the Kileleshwa primate heard the figure 60 million, he developed temporary amnesia. Alai immediately disowned the Facebook page and informed the court that he neither owns nor operates any Facebook account called Robert Alai. In court, he practically introduced himself as a victim of identity theft saying, "I neither own nor operate any social media account, specifically a Facebook account under the name Robert Alai as claimed by the plaintiff." Kenyans are now waiting to know who has been posting political insults, exposing scandals, and starting online wars for the last decade. Hapa Alai anatuona kama matako Yake,, sindio!!! At this rate, the next witness may reveal that the Facebook page is actually operated by a cyber café attendant from Sondu Miriu. Malaria Kubwa imeleta shida namna hatari. Let's condomize gaiiz,, ni mbaya. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

Nani akujie blant kujeni tuchome

The motherfacker forget to wipe his ass before he accused us for smelling shiit

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Duale out murkomen out

Men, Don't wear Crocs. They disrupt your hormones. That's why you see men with mood swings and big hips like women. Throw out those ugly shoes. Be a man.

Chamiet ak lakwet ab tulwet kochamunee

Our thighs are painful when we are sleepingat night

Nani hako huku natoka kulala hapo inje ya timber xo kuchunguza game ya sharp boys

Earlier thought that animals doesn't have brains untill i saw this clip

Huyu alitoka block ako Qatar

Kama bado unavaa uniform ukienda job you have a long way to go

DUST WILL SOON BE EMITTED

Huy babu anakaa kindiki mr saprano

@KipsambuT Pole sana

I have been away for the last close to three weeks,I had a relative admitted at the ICU in Eldoret .The bill ballooned to over a million shillings.SHA paid 112K.The rest tulijisort na pia mgonjwa akaenda kwa Baba.

Sundus 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@pigreports You and muslims are like petrol and a fire🤣🤣🤣

atleast im not getting milked 4 times a day against my own will

Engineer alisongesa becon

We gonna beef you