Ketamine Capital

Today this girl told me that I am “incapable of expressing emotion” My response: “I just live my life through a risk neutral framework that leads to low emotional volatility”

@_meezr 0/1

bro is probably from ohio

@rubyruby720 Nope I live alone in a apartment with 14ft ceilings! 🥱🥱

@Ketamine_Cap Yeah and you probably live in a dump with roommates. But “Manhattan”. 🤣🤣

Until you realize it’s in Hoboken, New Jersey

@rubyruby720 Funny you think I can’t afford Hoboken when I live in manhattan 🫵🏻🤣

@Ketamine_Cap Maybe one day you’ll be able to afford it.

@stayinyalanebro @Wiggadamus

@Ketamine_Cap @Wiggadamus Most mfs from New York finally get money and move to Jersey

@moriaken @Puucktalk Incorrect. Had a friend that lived there. In all honesty it’s not bad, just a bit lol

@Ketamine_Cap @Puucktalk Spoken like a transplant. Bet you've never actually taken the path train there and realized that you can actually live in an apartment that's not rat infested and still commute to Manhattan within half an hour.

@moejo219 @Memorized Can’t afford Hoboken? lol that’s funny 🫵🏻🤣

@Ketamine_Cap @Memorized Ok ? I’m from queens I lived in Hoboken u get to the city faster and the electricity is cheaper and the apartments are bigger and the view is 🔥 and Ruth Chris was down stairs for a light lunch 🧐 what’s the problem ? Just say u can’t afford it

@Wiggadamus 🫵🏻🤣 hey I mean could be worse (I could live in Jersey)

@Ketamine_Cap Fuck off you fake New Yorker

@Dbbxj161054 @RainCloudz973 @Memorized Only do coasts big dawg 🥱

@Ketamine_Cap @RainCloudz973 @Memorized Anywhere outside of the north east is basically Ohio to us. You wouldn’t get it

@Dbbxj161054 @RainCloudz973 @Memorized Gross I would never…

@Ketamine_Cap @RainCloudz973 @Memorized Bros from Ohio and thinks he can have an opinion 🤣🫵

@RainCloudz973 @Memorized Congrats you grew up here! God forbid I decide to move here, shame on me!

@Ketamine_Cap @Memorized You wanna be a nyer and you complaining about gatekeeping I’m weak lol aight man

@RainCloudz973 @Memorized Yah lol stop trying to gatekeep and just be you!

@Ketamine_Cap @Memorized Ya lol stop trying to perform the culture here and just be you. The ny vs nj thing is for locals.

@RainCloudz973 @Memorized Nah I’m a transplant from CA (I am the problem lol)

@Ketamine_Cap @Memorized Did you grow up in the city ?

@AMERICANHEBEIBY @Saevistas I’m dying 😭

@Saevistas @Ketamine_Cap not directly NYC is alright. Directly jersey is not. Everytime I tried to do some jogging with brain empty, some bergen drivers killed me after they did their yoga course on their jersey F150

@FactssRandom @Memorized Not Jersey😭

@Ketamine_Cap @Memorized Where are you from?

@AesculusGlabra_ @Memorized Your rationale here is absolutely brilliant!

@Ketamine_Cap @Memorized you’re low income if you want 4% nyc city tax

@DancingEddie_ @JordanEureka lol I’m dying 😭😭

@JordanEureka @Ketamine_Cap I’m not even Italian 😂😂

@Chris_Mench You cooked here

@Ketamine_Cap It’s Weehawken, so you’d better love the port authority bus terminal.

@Oldglorycries It’s a badge of honor…

This D Bag logs his Citibike miles.

@JordanEureka @DancingEddie_ Lol. Never seen someone more Jersey in my life (derogatory)

@DancingEddie_ @Ketamine_Cap This opinion checks out

@steveonomics As an ex-Californian understood. If you’re going to do an apartment and the whole seasons thing at least do it in nyc lol…

@Ketamine_Cap I’m a Californian I don’t see the appeal living in an apartment or winter.