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In peace, sons bury their fathers. At war, fathers bury their sons.

A lot of men will try to steal your woman from you. Be grateful if they succeed.

As far as you’re alive, you’re young.

Ice cream is important for survival. Dinosaurs did not have ice cream, look what happened to them.

Mom: Go and buy bread with yesterday’s change. Me:

Info leyan fin fo.

Nature does not punish evil, it punishes the weak.

Reality isn’t friendly.

2. Profile them and identify individuals. 3. If you recognize anyone, report and help track their accountability. Let's make sure they face justice 🙏 #JusticeForDelta #AccountabilityNow

Nigerian Twitter, let's act! From the disturbing videos circulating on social media showing men in Delta committing heinous acts, can we: 1. Create a database of the faces of every man in the videos.

Are these AI designs not stressfully obvious?

At least after this season, na only Champions League dem go dey use banter Arsenal.

Being poor is only romantic in books.

Why do we stress so much when we’re still gon die anyway?

Man to man: Why do men always get distant when they're going through a rough time?

A wise man poops on company time. A foolish man waits until his break.

FEMINISM is the advocacy of women's rights on the basis of equality of the sexes. MISANDRY: dislike of, contempt for, or ingrained prejudice against men. Know the difference.

Chewing gum in kpomo clothing. 😭

Existence is finite. Joy needs no defence.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary