Kevin🐿

@redfender2 @subordinary He’ll shoot the wrong people.

@subordinary Not another drive by shooting. Who’s upset you this time? 🤣

@subordinary Do you mean ‘fingered’? 😂

For #SquirrelAppreciationDay, here’s a lovely little squirrel on an embroidered binding from a 1641 psalter, SSS.34.27 @theUL.

@RB19892 You seem to be doing well on your time keeping and weight loss targets, at the very least 👏 Let’s hope for your sake that Miss H agrees and is happy with your recent behaviour 😂

To tell me that I am the star of the week no doubt.🏅😂

@subordinary Twickenham?

@redfender2 @RB19892 @MissHaldane I wasn’t taking it seriously 😂

@Kevin4fdcp @RB19892 @MissHaldane To be fair, split infinitives are not necessarily grammatically incorrect. Only seen as such by fastidious old traditionalists 😂

A 2 minute clip showing @MissHaldane at her best. The quiet but commanding voice followed by 12 strokes executed with breathtaking precision and fearsome accuracy. This remarkable Lady exudes class, professionalism, dedication and pure passion for the art of CP. A phenomenon.

@RB19892 @redfender2 @MissHaldane Split infinitive 😂

@redfender2 @MissHaldane 😂 I’m going to quietly leave this conversation.

Prison reform at its best......

@RB19892 It sounds very unpleasant. I hope you can bounce back quickly.

@BrianBratty @RB19892 The last thing she needs is a bad influence 😂

@RB19892 @Kevin4fdcp All you need is a bad influence 😂 Do you know any? 🤣😂 xx

Waking up with a sore bum on Christmas Day is the best present ever. 😂 Have a great day everyone 😅 I plan on getting highly intoxicated this whole weekend. 🥂 #CanNotWait 🎄

@subordinary Merry Christmas, Simon, and lots of optimism for 2021 😊

@RB19892 @redfender2 @MissHaldane Although it could be ‘armful in the wrong hands.

@RB19892 @redfender2 @MissHaldane It would certainly be handy in her line of work 🤔

I need to apologise to @MissHaldane for my recent unacceptable, bratty behaviour and poor performance. I am truly sorry. I can’t walk without being in agony, let alone anything else. 😭🥺 Miss Haldane is not someone you can mess around with without suffering the consequences.

@RB19892 @redfender2 @MissHaldane I’ve been telling you for weeks! At length 😂

@redfender2 @MissHaldane No one was kind enough to let me in on that at all. 🥺😂

@RB19892 @MissHaldane I think everyone knew that, except you 😬

@RB19892 Battered and humiliated? 🤔

I have been tossing and turning. Can’t get to sleep 😒 I am worried about what is going to happen to my arse and my pride in about 9 hours time. 🥺😟

@BrianBratty @RB19892 @redfender2 Stop encouraging her! It will definitely end in tears 😂

@RB19892 @redfender2 @Kevin4fdcp A wink, tea and biscuits, job done 🤣

I think Miss is feeling nervous about our session tomorrow....she seems to be very quiet. 😂🤣

@RB19892 @MissHaldane You never know...😂

@Kevin4fdcp @MissHaldane Yea I think she might congratulate me. 😂😂