Kevin Dawson

RIP 2024: 2024-2024

@KodiakTheTuba You gotta screw it in a little further, like a loose bolt

ALL YOU CAN EAT CRAB RACOONS

Another party? Good thing I've got this dresser that needs to go upstairs

It's getting to that point in the party where I, the gracious host, must now convince my guests to move a fridge into my basement

NEW ALBUM WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Going on a crusade to make it so that women can be twinks

@kjdawson02 Haha, that's me

Can't believe Michelle would try to kill me in my own home

Turns out Straving for 12 hours will drain your battery pretty quick

Just ate breakfast and hour ago but the granola bar at my desk is calling to me.

Making so much dough that I gave your girl a yeast infection

I wonder if the light rail crossing gates can lift me up

@kjdawson02 D2 Gheed and/or Alkor deserve to be on this list

'Resort to physical violence'? What is this, Wii Sports? I started at physical violence

@LadisonMaird en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/fuck_the_… Heard some guy say this and work and realized 'screw the pooch' isn't the original phrase

"Why didn't you tell me you had a kid?" "Because, Mom, real G's move in silence like lasagna"

@LadisonMaird When they do die it ends up being even more dramatic

Women be like "It's too hot I need to take my shirt off", just to reveal that it's too hot because of the second, smaller shirt they have on underneath

You're lucky twitter doesn't show me who voted for which option

What does the stock market have in common with every woman who's ever laid eyes on me?