Dixie Normous

@SartorialThug @PolitlcsUK @thetimes Unless Wes Streeting is on Ketamine with both hands tied behind his back, my money is on him.

@PolitlcsUK @thetimes Proper fight? Toe-to-toe straightener? This will be fun.

🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer has told allies that he will fight Wes Streeting if he triggers a leadership contest [@thetimes]

@SartorialThug @Keir_Starmer Sir, that thug fellows on your page again.

@SartorialThug @BurnsideWasTosh Few cunts that failed to get 3 points last Saturday have put their heads above the trench tonight.

A map showing the support for Nottingham Forest tonight, in red.

@elonmusk bring back the Space Shuttle please. Just for my personal nostalgia. I was 6 when Challenger failed. What a machine.

@NFFC Absolute garbage performance

A disappointing night, but so much to be proud of as our European journey comes to an end. Thank you for your support along the way, Reds. ❤️

@TheVillaWatch Just deleted this bookmark 😪

As a Villa fan, I’d just like to apologise to West Ham and Forest fans for absolutely nothing. I couldn’t care less who goes down, we have one job which is smashing Forest at Villa Park on Thursday night 😏🏆 Hoping for some good, clean challenges from Chelsea tonight 👀💙

Hopefully we can let Bournemouth win on the last day so Villa drop out of the champions league spots. And by let Bournemouth win I mean just do what we normally do. #nffc

@FightCorex If the third one connected he'd be with Tupac

@StevenCoop43362 @markgoldbridge The fuck are you on about

@markgoldbridge Should always play your best 11 available this isn't villas best West ham should launch a complaint with the fa especially this late in the season I get viila want to win the trophy but to play a weak team with relegation places undecided is all wrong

This is actually a joke. Villa just aren't playing this game. This many changes makes the league a farce. Some Villa fans walking out quite rightly

@ThrillaRilla369 The glory days. Before this digital copy protection 😂😂😂😂

Age yourself with a piece of outdated tech from your youth! I'll go first: VCRs📼

@CFO4TAG Pre booking flights and then cancelling them ??? This your first Rodeo ???

🚨 Notts Forest have STUNNED UEFA by putting tickets on sale for the Europa League final in Istanbul, as well as seats on a charter flight from East Midlands Airport. #NFFC have been accused of over-celebrating but are confident of their progress, due to Mr Marinakis’s “deal” with UEFA.

@MrJamesMay Did it make ZX Spectrum copied games load any better while you had your tea????

This old Golf I’m driving has a ‘metal’ button on the radio/cassette. I’d completely forgotten about that.

@Edwina_Currie Dam sight better than half the shite available on the high street 😂😂😂😂

Does rather explain while ill health and obesity are rather a problem up here ….

@bushontheradio Ken Dodds Dad's Dogs dead

What's the best PUB QUIZ TEAM NAME you've ever heard?

James Anderson has been left stranded at the other end just 98 short of his maiden first class hundred

This guy explains how easy it is for creepy internet people to figure out where you are.

@Gonzonator1982 @anon_opin Depends on wheel size 🤷‍♂️

@anon_opin Roadwear is proportional to (axle load)⁴ A 2-axle car weighing 2T does 16x the damage of a 1T car. At 3T it does 5x more than the 2T. A 32T cement mixer with 4 axles is doing 800 times the damage of the 3T car. ->The VAST majority of road wear is from heavy goods vehicles.

Maybe the reason why there are so many potholes isn't because the council aren't doing their job, but because so many of you selfish pricks are driving round in 3 ton SUVs

@mcairney @anon_opin My old Evo VIII wasn't 155mph 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️😂😂😂

Car speedometers should run from 0 to 90 mph. This would give more space on the dial for the range of speeds cars actually travel at and therefore allow drivers to monitor their speed more accurately.

@bushontheradio Ratcliffe on Soar power station until they knock it down.

What landmark lets you know that you're nearly home when you see it?

@JLeightonPhoto Assume he wasn't bothered when he wasn't paying tax on cash jobs or tax on logs he was flogging 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mate just broke his wrist. He’s a tree surgeon. Not able to work for 4 weeks. No sick pay etc. absolutely f’ked. His crew are going to try and take the strain. It’s great being self employed init. He has 3 kids.