Kevin🗣

@Be_like_yankee I know 3 girls off the top of my head who would eat this shit up currently

Can't wait till weed is legal and soccer moms ruin it with pillows that says things like " it's pot o'clock" and " don't talk to me until I've had my lound"

@nyjets @AmericanExpress If you weren’t with us at 3-14 don’t be with us at 6-11

*screenshots schedule* @AmericanExpress presale available now: nyjets.com/tickets

@melimjeshtri @GoodAssSub Idk I like music

@KevinIsADingus @GoodAssSub never did i expect to see elliott smith under a kanye tweet

World Series is back on

@dreamtdebris Let’s dilute every psychological term until they have no meaning anymore

when my dog is overstimulated and having intrusive thoughts so i genuinely give him his comfort foods and he starts stimming and hyperfixating on the stupidest shit

@azurehaiku @dreamtdebris Probably not

@dreamtdebris do they know that fixate is a word on its own

getting addicted to a video game is good actually cause it means you spend less time on social media

@Samwright565026 @SarAEsQMd @JomboyMedia @TalkinBaseball_ Might just be a baseball thing

@SarAEsQMd @JomboyMedia @TalkinBaseball_ Are they trying to out gay each others? California is a screwed up state

Giants were asked not to do the thrusting celebration anymore so instead they were as polite as possible

@frankiep423 If someone is playing on a tv with no headset they’re not gonna hear sombra when she’s invis

Why does console even ban sombra so much she’s terrible

@httpsw33t I still remember my first 5 man rez vividly. What a time

5 man rez so nostalgic I started fucking crying

@MereSophistry I’ll just make chat summarize it dw

I read that entire “Your brain on ChatGPT” (all 200 pages) last fall for my class. Just go read the paper. The results cannot be distilled into a summary or tweet.

@LIDucksPrez @Mets @LIDucks Shoutout BU

The @Mets have purchased the contract of infielder Nick Roselli - he is 4th member of 2026 @LIDucks to have contract purchased. Congrats to all!

@Jolly_Olive @jerryblevins Same twin

.@jerryblevins your influence

@tipping_pitches You know what, I’ll take it

I have built a very scientific personality quiz to tell you what MLB team most closely aligns with your ~VIBE~ It is clearly Correct and Objective and you will almost certainly Like and Agree with the team that the quiz gives you. Thanks for playing! tippingpitch.es/quiz

@Jasp3r_0 Announced a deluxe one week after and nothing since lmao

Is this album ever getting updated or were those promises just an excuse for another unfinished album release ?

@skyler_higley I liked Bowen but people don’t wanna admit the show got funnier after he left

You won’t ever get points on this website for saying it but SNL is hitting lately

@fruitpibble We just saying words now

diet dr pepper be hittin like nonbinary pussy

@ThePrometheu5 @BengalYouTube Don’t even really need to be 1.01 there’s a couple good qbs in that class

@KevinIsADingus @BengalYouTube That 1.01 would worth a LOT for the Dolphins, we'll see (yes, I'm 100% confident the Fins are gonna end up as the 1.01)

I’m telling you this Jet offense has *almost* everything

@ThePrometheu5 @BengalYouTube They have 3 first rounders they’d just trade up

@BengalYouTube It'd be funny if Geno was good enough for the Jets to not have a top10 pick and they'd be stuck with him.