Kevin Jerpi

@minnyshow19 Why the hate for Dallas?

got fanbases out of the way here’s a top 10 of the NHL teams I hate the most 1 Dallas Stars 2 Vegas Golden Knights 3 Colorado Avalanche 4 Chicago Blackhawks 5 Winnipeg Jets 6 St. Louis Blues 7 Pittsburgh Penguins 8 Montreal Canadians 9 Nashville Predators 10 Detroit Red Wings

@citchmook The Stars were missing 25% of their starters against the Wild, it happens. Thats why the Stanley Cup is the hardest trophy to win.

Dumb conversation because Vegas isn't beating Colorado's best. There isn't much the Avs can do when Makar and MacKinnon are injured, two of the best players in the world. It's unfortunate Colorado couldn't remain healthy.

@Riffraff3232 I finally quit getting them. The last straw was when I got French Vanilla. Come to find out it tasted like the ass of a French whore named Vanilla

Suckered again… Nobody falls for this crap more than me… But just look at this… And tell me this doesn’t look and sound great… Especially when you view it in a grocery store… So I just had to try it… And it tastes like absolute ass… But I’ll fall for this trick again

@24C4SEY This is hockey not soccer. Get your bitch a$$ up.

this is straight gore bro

@KeruboSk Then the voice whispered: “How did I know you ordered pizza?”

I ordered a pizza at 9:47pm. When the delivery guy arrived, he handed me the box and said, "Big apartment for just one person." I felt a sudden chill, so I lied. "Oh, my roommates are asleep in the back." He smiled, nodded, and left. Ten minutes later, my phone buzzed. It was a text from the delivery app: “Your driver has arrived with your order.” I stared at the screen, confused. I looked down at the pizza box on my kitchen counter. Then I looked at the app again. The driver's profile picture on the screen was a completely different man. My heart hammered against my ribs. I crept to the front door and looked through the peephole. The first man was still standing out there in the dim hallway light. He wasn't walking back to an elevator. He was just standing perfectly still, holding an empty insulated delivery bag. Then, my phone rang. It was an unknown number. I answered it, my voice shaking. "Hello?" A voice on the other end, the voice of the man outside my door, whispered: ....

@Nocturnal2002 Do that without Cronus helping you

Had so much fun with Black Ops 7 this week :) With open matchmaking and the dope post-launch support, this game is slowly rivalling MW3 (2023) as my favourite Warzone-Era COD. Tragically underrated MP.

@ac_daily_news Shadows is the first AC game I’ve lost interest in

All metacritic scores for the Assassin's Creed main games. 🦅 #AssassinsCreed

@aggiemilkman17 @GEORGEPlCK3NS He said postgame he knew they’d switch pitchers. He’s an idiot.

@GEORGEPlCK3NS Well Skip got out Coached because they changed Pitchers on him and he didn’t want to lose another bench player! McCutchen needs to retire!!! Go Rangers!!

Osuna was 3-3 on the day and Skip decided to take him out of the game for McCutchen. How do you justify that?

@skostyboi If you have the faith in a guy to bat him cleanup and he’s 3 for 3 then you leave him in to face the pitcher that’s struggling regardless if he’s left or right handed. He knew they would switch pitchers if he pinch hit for Osuna. Idiot.

I hate his smugness Always so rude to her in these post games you can tell she hates being around him too Began to ask about the osuna pinch hit and he cuts her off to say how obviously easy of a decision it was and it was the correct one No you were wrong, you jackass. Not her fault either that you’re stupid. #allfortx

@Davidplaysx89 No omnimovement. No stims.

Call of Duty Modern Warfare 4 is about to drop and Infinity Ward has a chance to take over the FPS world again 🔥 Here’s 10 things we DO NOT want returning in MW4 & Warzone 👇 1.Don’t remove red dots from the mini map 2.No broken one shot snipers & shotguns ruining the meta 3.Don’t nerf movement — keep the game fluid and fun 4.No MW2 attachment tuning system 5.We don’t need 150 attachments per gun. Vanguard & MW3 gunsmith had it right 6.Keep riot shields OUT of Warzone 🛡️❌ 7.No last gen console support & no Game Pass Day 1 8.Infinity Ward needs real communication with the community and must take criticism better 9.With DMZ returning, remove some casual modes to help balance matchmaking in pubs 10.REMOVE visual recoil and visual clutter completely MW4 has the potential to save Call of Duty for a lot of players if Infinity Ward listens this time. What would YOU add to the list? 👀

@nut_history Mondesi

Alright. Rickey Henderson is at third base. One out. Tie game. Bottom of the 9th. You’re the fielding team. DEEP fly ball to right field. Who do you want as your right fielder?

@Riffraff3232 My dad grabbed some bread, PB, marshmallow cream, baloney, Miracle Whip, and cheese then looked at it. I asked him what the hell was he doing. He said he wasn’t sure which sandwich he was in the mood for. Took a swig of Diet Coke and decided he wanted a fluffernutter.

You know one of the things that suck/is great about getting old?… Making sandwiches… When I was young I would spend about eight seconds constructing a sandwich… Just threw it together between two pieces of bread and ate it… Never a second thought… Now that I’m older, I construct a sandwich like I’m sculpting the GD statue of David… Very precise and time-consuming

@IceManIsaac @InfinityWard No omnimovement, remove stims.

I've been largely uninspired by COD / Warzone for a while, but @InfinityWard's Modern Warfare 4 has my attention if: - DMZ / WZ / MP separated from the start - Gritty & punchy gunplay WITHOUT obscene visual noise, clutter, or shake. - Fluid & snappy movement, but not meth head omnimovement wall jumps. Make transitions, mantles, etc snappy again. - Get rid of all the absurd weapon sway, bounce, dip when you jump, drop, b-hop. MW19 jumps were so crisp and fun. - GAMEPLAY CAN BE GROUNDED WITHOUT FEELING SLUGGISH & SLOPPY - Make MnK playable again (reduce visual noise, stop deviating crosshair from center screen, better iron sights, etc). - "Mil-Sim Toggle" where all enemies are rendered as military operators, not whatever cartoon MTX they purchased. - Make Ricochet much more aggressive/demanding, but get rid of shadowbans. It doesn't work and too many innocent players are caught up in spam reports. - Add "audio tunes" to Ricochet. I realize they've been explicitly allowed for some time now, and props to those guys for making them so effective, but they need to go. It's just another "hacker hunter" talking point and an unfair advantage that tarnishes the game. - Get rid of partial fall damage in Warzone / DMZ 😡 Having my health regen fully reset from taking 1 damage from a 5 foot drop is the dumbest addition ever. Makes sense for MP, not here. - Stop neglecting Big Map Battle Royale AND STOP REMOVING SOLOS PLAYLIST. - Please for the love of COD no Tac-Sprint. ----- The list is likely miles longer, but this is off the top of my head. What do you think? What else do you want to see changed?

@Riffraff3232 your thoughts on Ella Langley. I just don’t see her lasting very long. Songs are very bubble gummy. We wouldn’t know who she was if she was ugly.

@Riffraff3232 It’s one thing to mishandle a grounder every now and then but these errors that they’re committing are what you see in T-ball. Horrible.

Entering this Ranger season, my expectations were very low… I view this as a gap year, where the Rangers are reconstructing… But one thing I didn’t factor in… Just the absolute pitiful state of the defense… This is one of the dumbest defensive Ranger teams of all time… If you’re gonna be horrible offensively, you can’t make dumb defensive errors

@NHLRumourReport McDavid to Dallas where he reunites with Gulutzan

Jeff Marek: I think we've wondered about the Rangers with Connor McDavid; I think we've always wondered about Los Angeles for Auston Matthews, although I wonder about Dallas with him and I wonder about Utah; if he is gonna go anywhere it's gonna be West - Coming in Hot (5/14)

@stelzner_n1150 You forgot Detroit

Biggest shithole cities ranked: 1. Houston, TX 2. New Orleans, LA 3. Memphis, TN 4. St. Louis, MO 5. Oakland, CA 6. Denver, CO 7. Columbus, OH 8. Albuquerque, NM 9. Atlanta, GA 10. Lubbock, TX

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@EmilyJonesMcCoy thank you again for being so kind to my mother back in 2023. She succumbed to Alzheimer’s this weekend but her love of the Rangers stayed with her as did “that girl I met”. Bless you for making a difference on her life. ❤️

@OHaraSports @TheHockeyNews I personally think there are dirty players on both teams but the Wild thugs always seem to target the smaller players. They wouldn’t fight players like 6’7” Lian Bischel against the Stars.

Michael McCarron, who feigned that he was mortally wounded after then-opponent Mats Zuccarello slashed him after a whistle, thinks Josh Manson is a dirty player. Got it. #goavsgo @TheHockeyNews