"Make sure you give the kids a square meal," she says.
So I do.
Then she gets angry.
What, because the dish isn't square?! Christ...
#dadjokes #stayathome #fatherhood #kids #lunch #cheese
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JerseySarcasm
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JerseySarcasm
@KevinKato
I left Jersey long ago, but Jersey never left me.
Matsumoto, Japan Katılım Aralık 2009
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I'm identifying as physically handicapped so I can win gold at the next Paralympics.
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@Tom_Winter @KenDilanianNBC Sickening and disgusting and a staggering 1/20th of the $500bn in covid relief funds Trump and Mnuchin secretly distributed.
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NBC News: "Staggering" COVID-19 fraud scheme leads to the arrest of 47 people for stealing cash to help feed needy kids.
Prosecutors allege $250 million stolen for luxury cars, fancy, homes and even coastal property in Kenya.
Story from @KenDilanianNBC nbcnews.com/news/feds-accu…
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5 of 5 stars to Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand goodreads.com/review/show/97…
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I Was Plogging and I Didn't Even Know It @GoPlogging kevinkatoendeavors.blogspot.com/2021/11/i-was-…
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@c23roo I'm surprised this guy can find his way around a keyboard.
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Yup somehow we pulled that off with basic map skills 🙄 @KevinKato
Grosdoriane@Grosdoriane
The fact that people used to deliver pizzas before GPS is so absurd to me. People were really calling up a pizzeria like "I want a large pizza delivered in 30 minutes. I'm going to give you a house number, and a random street name. Good fucking luck."
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#Really? "Only amid such a multitude and so much activity do I feel really quiet and solitary. The noisier the streets, the quieter I become." So when it's really quiet he starts up like a one-man band? #TravelMakesUs
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#mylaptopissoold I have to use Shift to type @. Upside: the dinosaur lives on.
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Nature is not "nice to have". It's "need to have". My father would have agreed. @NatParkCityFdn
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@BobCarriesOn along with spectacularly inaccurate estimates on how long it takes to get there.
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"For in the true #nature of things, if we rightly consider, every green tree is far more glorious than if it were made of gold and silver."
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@BobCarriesOn travelers checks. what can i say, long time ago, i was young.
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Decompress the cabin so everyone has to strap on those oxygen masks. Passengers who are nice get a booze mask. Problem solved. Should Airlines Ban Alcohol Permanently Amid Air Rage Incidents? cntraveler.com/story/amid-air… via @CNTraveler
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This #NewYorkState rail #trail isn’t just epic—it’s also accessible -- and, I would bet, #unforgettable. nationalgeographic.com/travel/article… via @NatGeoTravel
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So very #China - Inside the #Instagram -Worthy #Chinese Town Full of Fake Farmers insider.com/fake-rural-chi…
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@100peaks Years ago, day1 of a x-country road trip my buddy said "We swim, every day." That side mission led us to hidden gems and afternoon dunks that were, as you say perfectly, invigorating.
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@BobCarriesOn which sadly paved the way for airlines refusing to admit small children as carry-on baggage.
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@BobCarriesOn and roads that go all over the place and sometimes go nowhere.
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A 41-year-old man in China is the first known human to be infected with a strain of bird flu known as H10N3, according to China’s National Health Commission.
Contact tracing did not uncover any other infections, officials said. nyti.ms/3fG8iez
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@c23roo @KrawczykStudio Except when they were commandeered by male teenagers.
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