Kevin Kimmel

I'd tweet more but then you'd all be too privy with my poo schedule.

@joerogan Seems like you’re having another dumb memory moment

Honestly I just remembered it wrong. I was elk hunting when Jimmy Kimmel was getting people angry at him for joking about the assassination and blaming it on MAGA. I would never “lie” about that. I just had a dumb memory moment.

@ShamsCharania The only Mojave King I know is @nathanfielder

NBA draft deal: The Indiana Pacers are trading their No. 23 pick and the rights to Mojave King to the New Orleans Pelicans for Indiana's own 2026 first-round pick back which the Pelicans had previously acquired, sources tell ESPN.

Loving the direction Thom Yorke is going

@wildtiktokss Looks like @martinmherlihy

Found him

@TheCousinSal Shaq and yack

Caption this picture for free Super Bowl CXXV tickets.

@KCJHoop If LaVine wore #6 LaVIne would be a sick nickname

Zach LaVine said "you can't turn down opportunities like that" when asked about a potential spot on USA Basketball at Paris Olympics. LaVIne won gold in Tokyo.

@Ajbaloney @gnuman1979 Yep!!

@KevinKimmel @gnuman1979 Very !!!!! Hi Kev…. RU home?

How much would it take for you to do this job?

@Ajbaloney @gnuman1979 The flip flops are a bold choice

@gnuman1979 $85,000,000 in US dollars

There’s credible footage of fucking aliens and i’ve scrolled past it in less than 15 seconds

We made a little music video for our single “Collecting Dust” check it out on all the places: Spotify, Apple Music, Vindago, Shmuke, Klobins. Literally all of them. youtu.be/93Lxpy0yib8?si…

@PaymanBenz @patbev21 He’s an angel

@RegularSizedJon Was actually really convenient when I needed to blow my nose

@jonkimmel Fastest i’ve ever downloaded something

I want you to listen to me Waze you around town, you’re gonna love me: waze.com/ul?acvp=660153…

@KCJHoop Bring home @KrisDunn3

If they find right fit, Bulls could sign 15th player to prorated minimum and avoid tax.

This nepo-baby stuff makes me fucking sick

Next thing we know Pete Davidson is gonna be having one of Nick Cannon's kids

@jonkimmel No Touch Massage

What's one song you've heard?

@MichaelaOkla I’ll see what I can do