Kevin in Pittsburgh

@EITMonline had to get fingerprints to paint walls at a YMCA because they have day care

@EITMonline had a guy with $15,000 on a scratch off. Came in told everyone to "suck my ass" and left

@EITMonline you can get it capsulized like a pill

@EITMonline I'll let Elliot test it first. Let me know how it goes

@EITMonline look at these stand out parents from my hometown wtae.com/article/plum-c…

@EITMonline stay together for the dogs.

@EITMonline I refurbish old whiskey barrels for a living and someone wanted this engraving

@EITMonline was he on Ambien?

@EITMonline you all forgot about tiger woods bat shit crazy antics while on Ambien

@EITMonline how do I get on Elliot's porn group text?

@EITMonline now this is quality radio!

@EITMonline you guys want me to bring you some chili

@EITMonline id like to request War All The Time going into the next break

@EITMonline i still prefer vivid video to vivid dreaming

@EITMonline when I was working as a chef, I had to blend someone's salmon entree. I wonder if this was her

@EITMonline my sisters anniversary is Valentine's day. They were married in a mass wedding by Al Bundy as a radio promotion in the 90s. The whole thing was gimmicky

@EITMonline thought we called dial a poem again with this reading

@EITMonline if you want a glimpse at Shawn whites passport stamps, rewatch it. He was so annoying

@EITMonline this lady sucks