kevinm

22.5K posts

kevinm banner
kevinm

kevinm

@KevinMDaBess

former little league mvp, being 6’6 is my personality, dev @ place

RI’s Golden Boy Katılım Nisan 2012
994 Takip Edilen1.1K Takipçiler
Sabitlenmiş Tweet
kevinm
kevinm@KevinMDaBess·
Got to wear some black tie formal wear to the brewery today.
kevinm tweet media
English
4
3
34
2.3K
lucifer
lucifer@Xuvier_·
i write tweets not tragedies, or whatever Brendon said
English
3
2
22
215
kevinm
kevinm@KevinMDaBess·
@kaitnotcake i make a joke that every 6 months I rediscover everything bagels so feel this one
English
0
0
1
22
kait 🌷
kait 🌷@kaitnotcake·
❓ which one sounds better for breakfast: toast or cornflakes? 💬 every 15-18 months i have a phase where buttered toast is the best meal i’ve ever had tellonym.me/kaitnotcake/an…
English
3
0
7
299
kevinm
kevinm@KevinMDaBess·
inside every “it’s so over” burns a much brighter “we’re so back”
kevinm tweet media
English
0
0
6
95
sam🚑
sam🚑@graveyardxgf·
laughing out loud about a tx2 reel at work and having to tell my supervisor he wouldn’t get it
English
1
0
6
223
kevinm
kevinm@KevinMDaBess·
@angel1c_nymph0 this is exactly what i hope happens to me before work every day
English
0
0
1
28
cherry 🍒
cherry 🍒@angel1c_nymph0·
imagine one day we run into each other in public randomly and instead of it being a movie moment where we run into each other's arms and kiss while crying I just chuck a fucking brick at your head Outlast Trials style and you die
cherry 🍒 tweet media
English
2
0
19
1.7K
kevinm
kevinm@KevinMDaBess·
@kaitnotcake oh fuck is that why I’ve started rewatching it?
English
1
0
1
6
kait 🌷
kait 🌷@kaitnotcake·
i need to rewatch the sopranos once this depressive episode gets a little worse lmfao
English
1
0
1
106
kevinm
kevinm@KevinMDaBess·
also went to the bar after golf and sox won, i don’t want to alarm you but they literally never lose when i’m at a bar for them
English
0
0
10
110
kevinm
kevinm@KevinMDaBess·
if you’re going to set up an after hours call and my entire team gets on it’s pretty shitty to be 45 minutes late to it after we’ve already staged everything :)
English
1
0
4
111
kevinm
kevinm@KevinMDaBess·
the look you give your friends when you meet them at a bar and they hit you with the “they’ll let anyone in here nowadays!”
kevinm tweet media
English
0
2
7
114
kevinm retweetledi
Anshu
Anshu@anshuc·
@github holy shit, how did the attackers find a large enough uptime window to get in?
English
175
706
14.5K
938.2K
kevinm
kevinm@KevinMDaBess·
break time!
English
0
0
2
67
kevinm
kevinm@KevinMDaBess·
everything on my end has been up and running for an hour and this dude has taken almost as much time validating the change 😔, lemme go to bed man
English
0
0
4
68
kevinm
kevinm@KevinMDaBess·
@Xuvier_ that 51st tweet is about to be a movie
English
1
0
1
49
lucifer
lucifer@Xuvier_·
apparently oomf gifted me 3 months of twitter verification. hope i don’t start moving different (tweeting 51 times a day instead of 50)
English
18
0
111
3.3K

Keşfet

@jamieonmain @Dunkintern @Xuvier_ @chaotixem @kaitnotcake @graveyardxgf @angel1c_nymph0 @elonmusk