Kevin Werme

Getting ready for tonight’s @umichbaseball championship game

The kid beat No. 1 UCLA with Pneumonia.

#1 UCLA just lost to Portage Northern High School

Why does climate change feel like that group project that everyone says they’re gonna do right up until it’s the night before it’s due and you realize you can’t write 400 pages in one night

None of us deserved to graduate #MGoGrad #UMichEngin19

You absolutely do not fuck with Michigan’s tuba girl

I’m glad I got sick right before this record breaking cold so I can feel like I’m both sweating and freezing to death at the same time

I have a dentist appointment tomorrow, which obviously means I will brush and floss two to three times beforehand to try to somehow make up for months of mediocre brushing

@PNHSBands #ThingsIDidntRealizeWereHappening : This picture. Great to see all of the PN marchers out there in the Bronco Band!

We love seeing @PNHSBands alumni gather in friendship even when their teams compete on the field! #GoBlue #GoBroncos

My “20 minute power naps” rarely last less that 2 hours

Two years later aaaaaannnnnddddd there it is again twitter.com/kevinwerme/sta…

Why am I just now learning that “diamond in the rough” means a diamond that hasn’t been cut, not a diamond just sitting in some long grass? I feel the education system has failed me

Mood:

I thought the university announcement about the abolishment of Michigan time was an April Fool’s joke. I then realized that it’s February

View from SpaceX Launch Control. Apparently, there is a car in orbit around Earth.

@Keegan_Michael_ Spoken like a true business student

'Twas the night before Christmas...

I'm just found out that it's "Up on the housetop, reindeer pause," not "reindeer paws." Why I thought reindeer had paws is unclear

Pro tip: Always check to make sure you actually plugged your headphones into the computer. If you don't, you might end up blasting the Frozen soundtrack all through a quiet study space and get many equally dirty and confused looks