Kevin Long

"Thank you ever so much, but my wife doesn't really care for Brownies."

@floboflo This happens - when the unwelcome friend or debt collector came knocking and you had to stand still (sometimes on the stairs) and wait for them to tire and piss off.

What an awful shame.

The war in Iran will be finished by Christmas - although which Christmas is anyone's guess.

@Bweaver_87 @BladeoftheS But I thought America was the land of free speech? Clearly not, let's just break people's hands if they don't leave the room.

@BladeoftheS Looks like they broke it because he refused to leave to be honest…

They broke this US Marines arm because he dared to shout 'No one wants to fight for Israel'.

@floboflo True, stop Joseph or Josephine Average in the street who Rupert Lowe is and they may think you're referring to a depressed dandified fictitious bear.

If you mute the words Rupert and Lowe on X you will never hear from the bloke again. No one you know will ever discuss him, he won’t be in the news website you visit, there won’t be any books written about him. He will cease to exist. Forever. Mad that.

@floboflo Sadly JRM is no Heinrich Himmler.

Trump says Starmer is no Winston Churchill. Sadly Trump is no JFK.

@floboflo It's ok, I bookmarked it to read later so it will be up to date.

This has had to be brought back to 11:03. Sorry for any inconvenience

@floboflo I'm afraid your application for the vacancy of British Ambassador to the United States has been unsuccessful on this occasion. We are missing you already.

Hearing that Americans are leaving X en masse after being forced to learn things this week. It must have been awful for the daft wee pricks.

@JimBob38212353 @DailyCA_MCQs @VincentOshana My point is that calling something a conspiracy doesn't mean that it isn't necessarily true - besides, I'll have you know that I'm the President of the Occam's Razor club (Northern division.)

@KevintheLong @DailyCA_MCQs @VincentOshana Go look up the meaning of Occam’s Razor & circle back. People do desperately want things to be true without them actually being true.

The connections in this one interview. Virginia Giuffre reveals Epstein trafficked her to Andrew. She’s hit by a bus then “commits suicide.” The interviewer’s mother gets kidnapped and is still being held for ransom. And today, Andrew was arrested.

@JimBob38212353 @DailyCA_MCQs @VincentOshana Genuine speculation swept off the table with a flourish of your arm with the declaration of 'conspiracy nuttery' - just because you said so.

@DailyCA_MCQs @VincentOshana This is called mass yet unrelated coincidences. The conspiracy nuttery on the whole Epstein thing is hitting epic proportions. Andrew was arrested for sharing state secrets btw, not for trafficking or pedophilia.

I fear for Andrew - if convicted he may be forced to 'mount baton' at His brother's pleasure.

@floboflo He may be forced to 'mount baton' at His brother's pleasure.

Andrew should have been blowing the candles on his birthday cake tonight. Sadly there will be nothing for him to blow in prison.

This has already been dealt with. The battle of the Somme. Jeez.

@floboflo Men have to deal with Phantom pregnancies - beer bellies and trapped wind - Male periods - viewing the live and alarming results of eating too much Beetroot - and of course, the Male Menopause.

Best film review of Melania:

“I feel like I’ve come home” Says Tory that joins Tories in party for failed Tories.

@reformexposed @CounsellingSam On that basis, she'd feel at home in a recycling centre for human excrement.

@floboflo @BrianBabblebrox Brian's got trapped wind and is doubled over in pain, he can't reply right now.

@BrianBabblebrox You’re not gonna believe this…

There is so much misinformation on this site now that I am only reading and believing my own posts. I suggest you do the same.

@floboflo @BrianBabblebrox I'm about to watch Traitors and singing the The Life of Brian. 🎶Brian🎶

@KevintheLong @BrianBabblebrox Cousin Poppy’s sock account

@floboflo I hope the flags are now flying at half mast.

Robert Jenrick and all the rest who encouraged this should be locked up. A tragic waste of a life. RIP

Who’s going to tell him?