Kevin Robot

@DanFriedman81 Blasey Ford really should have been prosecuted for lying about this incident while under oath

Brett Kavanaugh, a man in his 50s, had been valedictorian of his high school, at Yale College and a star student at Yale Law, had clerked for the Supreme Court, had a top career as an appellate lawyer and federal judge and a pristine reputation, and then a random woman from the town he grew up in claimed he had groped her at a party 35 years earlier when they were in high school. Kavanaugh didn’t try to argue that the incident was consensual. He didn’t claim he remembered things differently than she did. He immediately stated that he had never even met the accuser. Denying ever meeting the accuser is a much stronger claim than merely denying assaulting her, and much easier to refute. After Kavanaugh made this denial, Christine Blasey-Ford no longer had to prove he had sexually assaulted her to scuttle his nomination, she only had to prove that the two of them had attended a party together at which such an assault might have occurred. She was unable to do so. She did not know whose house the alleged assault occurred at. None of the people she claimed attended the party corroborated any aspect of her account. Leland Keyser, a friend of Blasey-Ford’s, who the accuser claimed was at the alleged party, said she recalled no such event and had never met Kavanaugh. Kavanaugh produced a detailed calendar he had kept during the summer Blasey-Ford alleged she was assaulted, which included his whereabouts of every weekend night and listing who he was with. Kavanaugh argued that he could alibi himself and provide witnesses for any night Blasey-Ford claimed she might have been at a party with him. Blasey-Ford responded that she did not know the date of her assault and was not entirely certain it even occurred that year. Instead of being seen as persuasive, Kavanaugh’s calendar was mocked in both mainstream and social media because the reason he kept it was for a drinking contest he was having with his friends. Nearly a decade later, there is still not a single shred of proof or a single witness who will corroborate the claim that Brett Kavanaugh and Christine Blasey-Ford were ever in the same room before she testified at his confirmation hearing. Nonetheless, people like Nick Kristof still claim Kavanaugh was “credibly accused” of sexually assaulting this woman.

@DineshDSouza @catherine_etim Massie is pursuing the same America-First agenda he was pursuing two years ago. Trump is the one who betrayed his voters by starting the Iran war, not Massie

Wow, I have no idea whether these allegations are true. But Massie has become an obstacle to the GOP and a willing ally of the Democrats. So I’ll be glad to see him go down.

@triffic_stuff_ That scene was completely staged and not funny like Borat was

😂😭 Sacha Baron Cohen as Brüno on a talk show, casually revealing he swapped his iPod for an African baby… while the kid’s rocking a “GAYBY” shirt. The audience is shocked and outraged from the second he opens his mouth, with immediate gasps, side-eyes, and disbelief. They had ZERO idea it was all a prank for the movie. 😂 Then the host asks for the baby’s name. Bruno replies that he gave him a traditional African name… OJ. 😭 And finally the ending… To “demonstrate how much he loves the child,” they show photos of Bruno & Baby OJ together. The audience reacts with loud gasps of shock before finally walking out in disgust at what they’re seeing. 😱😭 How he keeps a straight face throughout the whole thing is amazing.

@AFpost Nobody cares. He’s allowed to have his own opinion. You don’t want to know what Zionists think of the foolish Christians who support their genocide campaign in Gaza

Rand Paul’s son, William Paul, reportedly approached Rep. Mike Lawler at a bar, believing he was Jewish, and told him that if Thomas Massie loses, it will be because of “his people.” Paul allegedly went on to blame the Iran war on “the gays and the Jews,” telling a bewildered Lawler: “This war, it’s all about the gays and the Jews, and I hate them both, and I don’t care if they die.” Follow: @AFpost

@atensnut @LangmanVince Massie is America-First and we should all support him

Kentucky…..here’s your man!! Vote Gallrein!!

@BlindMike_ Tony Hinchcliffe’s set was much funnier than her set. Among the professional comedians, her set was one of the worst of the night.

A terrifically idiotic moment between Don Lemon & Chelsea Handler. Tony Hinchcliffe & Shane Gillis were two of the few people to turn down the Riyadh money, so none of this made sense.

@MarioNawfal Gorka obviously sold his integrity and soul to the Zionists

🚨🇺🇸 The Trump administration's top counterterrorism official just named Tucker Carlson and Nick Fuentes as possible domestic terrorist threats because they criticized the Iran war... Sebastian Gorka, asked about right-wing extremism, pointed directly at both. His justification for Tucker? He praised hospitality in Saudi Arabia once, so now he "lauds Sharia law" and isn't a real conservative. The actual reason is obvious. Tucker called the Iran war "the single biggest mistake any American president has made in my lifetime" and said it happened "at the behest and then the demand of Israel." Fuentes posted "Israel is dragging us into war. America First." So the administration can't call them conservative critics. They have to reclassify them as something dangerous first, strip their credentials, then target them. This is the playbook: question the war, get labeled a threat. Joe Kent resigned and got called a "sleazebag." Megyn Kelly asked questions and got attacked. Candace Owens got excommunicated. And now Tucker and Fuentes are being discussed in counterterrorism frameworks because they asked who really pushed the country into a war that 61% of Americans think was a mistake. Source: @kenklippenstein

@Sola_Requiem She bombed during the roast and was clearly angry when Shane Gillis said that she was a Zionist.

Shane Gillis chose the nuclear option. 💀

She’s getting 4 years for SPYING n our country! I got 7 years for campaign finance violations! Our justice system is warped!

@ParisSorel @breakfastclubam @LorenLorosa I seem to recall a racist hate group, BLM, celebrating George Floyd’s death by rioting and looting for six months in 2020.

@breakfastclubam @LorenLorosa Racists love jokes about George Floyd. They’re just mediocre people with mediocre taste. 🤷🏽‍♀️

🚨Sheryl Underwood speaks out about the “inappropriate jokes” made during the Kevin Hart Roast and makes it clear that roast jokes aren’t meant for mainstream consumption. “Sometimes political correctness doesn’t fit in comedy.” Tap into the latest w/ @lorenlorosa !

@breakfastclubam @LorenLorosa It is a roast, why are people whining and complaining about it?

@EricLDaugh What a giant cuck

🚨 HOLY CRAP!! South Carolina Senate Leader Shane Massey (R) blocked 2026 redistricting because, HIS WORDS: "South Carolina is stronger" when "we have a vibrant and viable Democratic Party" Trump won his district by 34 POINTS. PRIMARY HIM OUT! He actually said: “South Carolina is stronger when we have a vibrant Democratic Party.” His excuse? "Competition makes you better." WHAT?! The "competition" where Democrats SHUT DOWN DHS? Defund the border? Allow the invasion of millions of foreign invaders who r*pe and pillage? I am NOT interested in handing those traitors a win. Primary Shane Massey! The fight is not over, redistricting can STILL pass.

🚨 BOOM! JAMES O’KEEFE JUST DROPPED A NUKE — WIDESPREAD VOTE BUYING RING EXPOSED NATIONWIDE AS DEMS (AND SECRET RINOS) PAY $5-$8 PER BALLOT TO RIG EVERY ELECTION! Undercover footage catches these hired guns openly bragging: “I’m bringing in 3500 votes”… “He was paying me $5k a month, now it’s $8k!” Even judges and Texas Republicans caught secretly working for Democrats while funneling thousands of fake ballots! This is the Deep State’s desperate election theft machine in action — our Republic is being sold out in broad daylight for chump change! We NEED the SAVE AMERICA ACT PASSED IMMEDIATELY + MASS ARRESTS and PROSECUTIONS for these treasonous fraudsters before they steal 2026 too! Follow @17QStorm for more intel drops.

@mammabeartrader @Mr_Derivatives How much are the crunchy tacos? They are around $2 where I live. I’m pretty sure that a small soda is less than $3.

It’s honestly cheaper here in California to get a burrito at a family restaurant now than go to Taco Bell. I got my son 2 crunchy tacos and a small soda and it was $12 yesterday. Not sure if it’s GLP-1s or the high minimum wage but the need to lower prices if they want more customers

$MCD new multi yr lows $DPZ new multi yr lows $WING new multi yr lows $SHAK new multi yr lows $CMG near new multi yr lows What’s going on in here in fast food land!?

@busterchicago The problem is that Mike Trout is always injured and he still has a lot of money left on his contract.

No Sox game today so let’s be a little delusional: Trade Deadline looming and the Sox are 3 games back in the AL Central. Sox Get: Mike Trout Angels get: Caleb Bonemer, Christian Oppor, Jaden Fauske Who says no?

@navyhato That guy does not look Indian. He looks possibly Filipino or some other type of East Asian. But he got his ass kicked by that woman

Indians believe they have a right to demand bobs and vagene. However, they have yet to understand the difference between the acquiescent Anglo and the defiant southern Slav.

@IngrahamAngle Those factories would be employing Americans. Why is this a bad thing?

!! “Mr. Trump and Xi Jinping are reportedly considering a deal to allow China to invest $1 trillion in the U.S. largely to build factories on American soil.” Trump on verge of making massive error — against aides' advice: report rawstory.com/trump-trade-de…

@VinnysCorner1 Ted Williams

It’s Game 7 of the World Series, bases loaded, 2 outs, tie game, in the bottom of the 9th. You can choose any batter in baseball in their prime to get you a hit… WHO DO YOU CHOOSE?

@BBGreatMoments Frank Thomas was a far better hitter than Eddie Murray, although he was inferior defensively

Top 10 first baseman of all time

@BosPatriot1776 I’d never heard of Sheryl Underwood, but I thought she was definitely one of the funniest ones during the roast

Shane Gillis: B+ Jeff Ross: C+ Tony Hinchcliffe: B- Chelsea Handler: D Tom Brady: C The Rock: B+ Pete Davidson: B Teyana Taylor: D+ Kevin Hart: B Usher: D Sheryl Underwood: B+ Katt Williams: A Na'im Lynn: C+ Tiffany Haddish: C Lizzo: D+ Regina Hall: A- Draymond Green: C