Kevin Michaels.

In the UK it is LEGAL to abort an unborn baby just 1 hour before it is born I don't know how anyone can defend this

True story. Lost everything, no-one listens, but I have wisdom and a huge smile on my face.

Of all the fresh faces who've graced the Emirates since Arsene's exit, who was really worth the hype (and the transfer fee)? Check out our ranking, then join the debate in the comments.

anything with Whoopee Goldberg #ASongOrMovieForAllAboutALaugh

Chortle Kombat. #ASongOrMovieForAllAboutALaugh

(Do) The Chucklebuck. #ASongOrMovieForAllAboutALaugh

Tittersweet Memories. #ASongOrMovieForAllAboutALaugh

Long story short. I don't think my alarm will be so cocky tomorrow morning...

I'm having a coffee that's so strong it could kick the shit out of Rambo!

I remember going to Blackpool for my holidays and l went on a donkey Took me 26 days to get there... 🤣🤣🤣

Senn Penn skipped the #Oscars to be in the Ukraine, where he was given a mock Academy Award statue made from train metal that was damaged in a Russian missile strike. "This is from a railcar that was damaged by the Russians. The metal survived, so it’s very special to us. It’s not golden, but it’s very real and from the bottom of our hearts.” variety.com/2026/awards/ne…

But will he listen? ft.com/content/b614c3…

Have you seen 14-year-olds Ethan and Morgan-Leigh? They have been missing since 8 March from Feltham, last seen wearing black jackets with a fur trim. If seen, please contact police with ref 1827/08MAR.

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Don't ask me about orchestras, I don't know my bass from my oboe.

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Oh Eze!! I love you...

Hope Max Dowman is in the Starting XI tonight, he deserves it.

The difference between average and elite is showing up when you don't want to. That is where you build grit.

Who called them boxers and not hitmen?