@TheBrattPack63 @kknechtthedots She’s gonna be real mad when she realizes the show is filmed in LA, so now only the Kings get to use the references.
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I’m just here for Devils hockey now. I once had a podcast and played in a rock and roll band, but all of that was a long time ago. I’m old now.🖕🏻👍🏻
California...Show Your Teeth. Katılım Mart 2012
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Sweet. So now in an attempt to act like they care, Carnival is going to have to get more strict with their serving policies and fuck it up for the rest of us that can handle our liquor. Nice job, asshole. 🖕🏻
WTF@mrwtffacts
While on board a Carnival cruise ship, a 45-year-old nurse from California downed 14 shots of tequila in under 9 hours at the bar. She blacked out, fell down the stairs, and woke up in a staff-only area. Rather than brush it off as “one too many” she sued Carnival for overserving her. A Miami jury agreed - finding Carnival 60% at fault. She has now been awarded $300,000 in compensation.
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Devils get their man in Sunny Mehta. Great hire, now he’s gotta get to work. Lots to do. Priorities are:
1) Fire Keefe & the scouting staff
2) Extend Hischier
3) Trade Dougie
4) Acquire an elite top 6 winger
5) Inject some speed into the bottom 6
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Now I kinda want to show up to an NHL game with this on a sign, but with no names, numbers, or team logos… just a broad statement on a sign and a blank stare from behind the glass. Keep everybody on their toes. 🤣🤣🤣
Nealer@Nealerrr
Could you imagine if a guy showed up to a PWHL game with a sign like "A 5 minute major is worth it to hit you from behind" or some shit
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@T3HT0RCH @reporterchris Everything isn’t about the Leafs man. 🤷🏻♂️
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@reporterchris The leafs should have been trying for a WC spot all those years… imagine dodging Tampa, Florida and Boston and getting Carolina or Washington instead… woulda had a couple conference finals appearances at least.
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First-round NHL playoff matchups with conference ranking in parenthesis:
CAR (1) v. OTT (6)
BUF (2) v. BOS (5)
TB (3) v. MTL (4)
PIT (7) v. PHI (8)
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@papiblez God I hope he’s not here next year. This is the first season ever that I’ve been happy to watch national broadcasts of Devils games.
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Don continues to call Halonen, Halloran. Maybe just call him Halo if you can’t remember? #NJDevils
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@puckempire Dude the Habs just barely started being good THIS YEAR 😂😂 Shut the fuck up, you unserious account. 🤣
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The dynasty of the early 2020's vs. the dynasty of the late 2020's...?
TAMPA VS MONTREAL IN ROUND ONE. WHO YOU GOT?
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#NEWS: Head coach Sheldon Keefe announced Jacob Markstrom will miss the remainder of the regular season to rest and rehab nagging injuries.
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@KevyMetall @MinnesotaJayy Lol, I still don't what made up thing a xe is........
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Here are my official projections for the 2025-2026 NHL season.
These will be updated nightly and available on advancedhockeystats.com
Much more is, of course, coming to the website. Check it out!!!
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I cannot believe the amount of people that defend Simon Nemec
Outside of maybe 15 games he’s been nothing special since coming to the NHL
His best play is when 4 guys are off the ice in OT
He isn’t a smart player, he isn’t a physical player, he isn’t a playmaker
#njdevils
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@hmd2121 @TalkinDevils82 Dude I don’t know if you actually watch the games or not, but Nico has checked the fuck out. He’s a great player, but I don’t think he wants to be in Jersey anymore.
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@KevyMetall @TalkinDevils82 yes lets get rid of our best 2 way player and captain and have our center depth rely on jack being healthy and winning faceoffs what could go wrong
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@K1LABUSH @JKFischer We just have to hope that Nashville is one of those teams not on his list. Fitz will probably end up there and may just send us Josi or Forsberg to get his boy back 🤣
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@KevyMetall @JKFischer Next GM has to be a swindler to get one of the few stupid GM’s around the league to take his $12M and bank on him regaining form at age 37
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Karlsson seals the latest L for a Devils team that clearly has had it this season.
Get the new GM stat. Get the Evaluations going. Get the Dillon buyout prepared
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@K1LABUSH @JKFischer So… Markstrom has a 20 team NTC next year right? So means that there are 12 teams we can offer him to for future considerations, right??
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@papiblez Just because you were a great player doesn’t mean you should be making front office decisions. Marty should be a door greeter at the Rock like they have at Walmart.
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Ok I love Marty for what he did for the franchise but he should probably be nowhere near this since he’s probably more responsible for Rogalski and the #NJDevils current duo than anyone.
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Darren Dreger: Re Devils: I look at Jamie Langenbrunner; clearly has history and I'm sure a decent relationship with Marty Brodeur; Brodeur is going to be very involved in how this process unfolds in hiring the next General Manager - Ray & Dregs (4/8)
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@ChrisFarle55606 @ryannovoNHL Oh I meant specifically that he had let in 2 goals on 3 shots more than once.
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@KevyMetall @ryannovoNHL He has given up 3 or more goals in 26 of his 43 starts this season
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