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Brunches & day parties all summer.. I wanna be drunk by 4 & in bed by 10 😂

I’ll eat a nigga ass before I ask why her 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

boyfriend air is so real.

dese hoes so boring n predictable

You be having the worst day of your life then you see an ugly nigga put you in his CF now you gotta kill yourself

Making plans with me is like trying to get in with the president

already thinking about my next trip ✈️

get here now

I'm on a money run ALL summer!🤑

I don't like a neutral friend, especially if you know the other person did something hurtful or malicious to me. You'll be cutoff. Being neutral in moments when you know someone is dead ass wrong is problematic & weird. A friend to all is a friend to none! Idgaf.

Start holding accountability to your friends when they're in the wrong.

I literally have no limits when it comes to sex you can kill me 😂😂

I like niggas that take care they girl

How to keep a man: 1. Stress him out 2. Be difficult and unpredictable 3. Have good pussy

I really love my kids bad. & they love me so much more 😩

Maybe I do have my hands full but thank GOD they're not empty 🤍

“cmon let’s go” my toddler:

No revenge bc the obsession you have over my life is embarrassing tbh…

The bitches w/ good p*ssy never have to do too much. You just fuck around, find out, & be stuck like glue after you get it. I need you crash out sick over me babes.

People always think I'm mean. I'm not mean I'm cool asf, I just don't fuck around.

Mateo Blooms Floristry is now Miami based🥹💖 coming soon! Preserved roses that last a lifetime!