Kristen Helfrich

cant fuckn sleep. but had a lovely phone call from my bestfriend. #kindamakesitok

my ass got burnt in that tanning bed. #fuck

fuckin prost-i-tots.

Just grab a bottle, some boys, and let's take it back to my basement and get #sleeazzyy

hahahahaha is all so clear now

if you want me around, then tell me. dont just call me to hookup cuz its not gunna happen.

already had my workout, got my tan on, now for some lunch, then work at 530. #feelingood

what's the point of this show if they always go back to the person theyre dating...

"and the guy i choose....is...." *ten minute pause to scan over all the douchebags* #parentalcontrol #furreal....

gwaf, parental control is so fake its not even funny.

im so dizzy. wtf? #screwthis i wanna stay home.

been up since 4....this is not ok.

havent even left my bed and i know the weathers changed just by how my headache is.....

this is awful. i get a headache one minute, then feel naucious next.

im not a fuckin booty call. #hopoffthatshit furreal. you want a real girl? dont be pullin this shit.

this damn cold medicine isnt working! ugggggh #ineedsleeptonight pleaseeee

Facebooks weak.

@vijaysoccer3 yayyyyy!:)

xenadrine? im pretty sure i invented that shit in my co-op class as a project last year. i want half the profits bitch.