Skid Rock

Hello Sharks, can i have a cigarette

Gonna smoke a joint in here and pretend I'm Willem Dafoe becoming the Green Goblin

cavemen describing what a elephant is to their tribe after encountering them for the first time

100 year mortgage

Mandatory cigs inside at the Moccasins game @fridayellis‼️

"AI is coming for your jobs" I'd like to see AI take a 30 min poop right after clocking in

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

@King_Sukunaaa Had to grind for this view😎

imagine having 30 ft floor to ceiling windows and your view is a brick wall

By law you are required to play “uptown funk” at your wedding in some form and/or fashion. NO QUESTIONS ASKED‼️

A chicken fried chicken from grandys could fix me rn

Police hunt for drivers after deadly hit-and-run in San Diego The collision happened around 5 a.m. at Nimitz Boulevard and West Point Loma Boulevard. cbs8.com/mobile/article…

Just described The Rizzler as a human boy version of Moo Deng

"we two peas in a pod" no yall two rees in a tard

That’s amazing can I get a bud light please

All that hard work is about to pay off‼️

i’m a 9/11 last responder, i just arrived on the scene today. looks like it’s already been taken care of.