Kheldarn 🇺🇸

This is @CobaltAzurean

@SooperMexican @SaintRPh This doesn't help Matt beat the possum army allegations…

@SaintRPh Worst dowry ever

@CobaltAzurean @landofthe80s

On this date in 1998, the tv movie “Nick Fury: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.” starring David Hasselhoff aired on Fox. BITE-SIZED FACT | The made-for-TV film was originally intended as a backdoor pilot to launch a continuing television series.

@CobaltAzurean @memechaotic

He realized there's more to life than bannanas.

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@CobaltAzurean @RetroNewsNow

@RetroNewsNow William Hung, 2004:

TIME Magazine Cover, May 24, 1999: Ricky Martin

@Kheldarn Now get out there and invent better meth 🤓

If you name your retarded product after current lingo like 'glizzy' that no one will remember next year, you deserve to fail 😒

@NezzConstantine @faldette Some of us do, yes.

@faldette ... you live 😳

Every day, I wake up and say, "Today, I'm going to relax and just play video games." But every day I fall into working on my chatbot instead x_x

There is no other explanation.

@CobaltAzurean @slayorvizion I got a lifetime prescription from @SooperMexican

Trust the science. Eat the taco.

@SooperMexican @SaintRPh #Smexit

@SaintRPh blah blah blah look at me i'm a famous artist everybody loves me SHUT UP MATT [runs away in spanish]

Gooseworx is trending? Unless it's this guy, don't @ me

Actually, you know what? I bet this batch is 100% AI generated.

Every time, I think, "@Google can't make uglier icons than this!" And every time, I look at the new icons for @googledrive or Google Keep, and my eyes start to bleed all over again. Clearly, they only hire people who have a resumè that just says, "Graphics design is my passion"

Husband rule book 😂😂

@CobaltAzurean Just about the only one you can trust

If he doesn't recognize this news reporter, he's not the one ladies

A Lithuanian farmer discovered a church bell buried for 82 years while working his field. Cast in 1908, locals buried it in 1942 to protect it from Soviet forces who melted church bells into weapons. It came out of the ground perfectly preserved.

@CobaltAzurean @star_6399 Now that guy? He's on a roll! And not like his step brother, Chuck!

@Kheldarn @star_6399 He's no Cain Marko 😏

Rhino is trending? Why? Oh because retards don't know that it's RINO 😒