Kholofelo Machaba

Me, after I uploaded my resume, the next screen asks me to enter my employment history, skills, etc.😭

I envy people who don't update anything about their lives. Nothing about their jobs, business, dinner, children, family or even their pictures How did you get this disciplined?🤔

Beat the dog and you’ll see the owner. Thabo Mbeki quickly went out of retirement his now doing tv interviews 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The older you get, the more you realize luck is mostly exposure. If you sit in the same place, have the same routine, talking to the same people, nothing new really happens. You have to tackle the world to succeed. Travel more. Talk to people.

Every girl needs to know that Pinterest is where quiet girls make loud money. No camera. No audience Just strategy. 5 faceless pins a day paid my monthly bills yesterday and nobody even knows it's me

You’re sexually attracted to me. Not interested in me. Yes, there is a difference.

Be careful who you underrate, guys level up everyday.

My friends woke up and made sure to leave my apartment spotless 🥹

Guys. If I terminate my lease and go home and work from there. How long does it take to track my VPN or whatever?

Intelligence & insanity go hand in hand. Ignorance truly is bliss

My baby daddy got married yesterday and didn’t invite my daughter and I 😭😭

I just met a guy at Engen garage, who offered to pay for my fuel😭😭😭😭... Guess, I was only pouring R150😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

Nassrawis… what a season. From day one, we knew what we wanted and what it would take to get there. We worked, fought and gave everything in every training and every game. It wasn’t an easy road, but we did it together. Thank you for believing in us and standing by our side every step of the way.

Nigerians are burning ShopRite in Nigeria but they find not even 1 South African working there 🤣🤣🤣🤣

no one is less suicidal than a guy who just told you he’ll kill himself if you leave him

Pray against the spirit of sudden problems that arise whenever you receive money.

To be in the first round of a pyramid scheme🤲🏾💀

Can’t wait to be cuddled like he’s afraid I’m going to run away

Whatever is on sale

somebody said "rockbottom is actually a trampoline" and i have never felt so alive