Master Roshi.

🚨 Middlesborough call for Southampton to be expelled from the Playoff Final after being told they can’t partake in the ‘Spygate’ case directly. 🗣️ “Middlesbrough FC notes the decision of the Disciplinary Commission not to permit the club to intervene in the proceedings brought by the EFL against Southampton FC. “The club regrets that outcome, given we are directly affected by the matters under consideration and hold relevant factual evidence as to the events in question and their competitive impact. “The conduct at issue, namely the observation and recording of our training session ahead of a fixture of such significance, goes to the heart of sporting integrity and fair competition. “In these circumstances, the only appropriate response is a sporting sanction which would prevent Southampton FC from participating in the EFL Championship play-off final. “We remain hopeful that the EFL, as regulator, will pursue such a sanction before the Disciplinary Commission in order to protect the integrity of the game, safeguard all member clubs, and deter any attempt in the future to obtain an unfair and unlawful advantage in pursuit of promotion to the Premier League. “The club reserves all its legal rights.”

If this appears on your timeline kindly Repost! Mbali Siwela (25) Was last seen in Johannesburg Lyndhurst on 10 May 2026. Another woman missing. It has been 4 days.

@Capitalthrive_ @i_am_annancy @dittyefe @FabrizioRomano When did he play for Chelsea?

@i_am_annancy @dittyefe @FabrizioRomano He actually played for Chelsea before, but they don’t need him

🚨 Kylian Mbappé: “Boos from the fans? No one will die tonight. It’s normal”.

@FabrizioRomano Love this guy 😂😭😭

Missing Person Mbali Siwela (25) was last seen in Joburg, Lyndhurst on 10 May 2026. She left home to an unknown place & her phone has been off. She was last seen wearing a short black dress with black gloss heels & a long curly black weave. For any info contact 0673477695

MISSING PERSON 🚨 Mbali Siwela 25, Was last seen in Johannesburg Lyndhurst on 10 May 2026 She left home to an unknown destination and her phone has been off since she left She was last seen wearing a short black dress with black gloss heels and a long curly black weave Please share this post to spread awareness If you have seen her or heard anything about her whereabouts please contact: 0673477695/0663328013

@Caicevao @Tunnykvng @ChelseaFC I'm reporting this account.

@Tunnykvng @ChelseaFC HEAR ME OUT GUYS…..If Arsenal bottle PL and UCL this demon will be available…

Be fast about it @ChelseaFC

@spn_aesthetic "Plus you're too weird." 😂😂😭😭😭

Dean would never talk about baby that way

@gogetmeaburger @CFCPys @ReshadFCB @geglobo Look at you, emotional.

@CFCPys @ReshadFCB @geglobo Focus on not getting liquidated by 2032 pal and stop being a salty bitch.

❗️Deco wants to speak more with Joao Pedro’s agents soon. Estimated asking price could reach €100m including bonuses, as Chelsea wouldn’t like to sell him, they won’t make it easy. @geglobo #Transfers 🇧🇷🚨

@Lilshuni_ @_davinny @badghel_sam "Boet" 😂😂😭😭😭

@_davinny @badghel_sam Then she responds “xa wena boet!”

“I xitombo xa mani lexi?”

Are you ready, my friend...? 🦇

Officer Martinez will return in ‘THE BATMAN: PART 2’. Confirmed by Matt Reeves.

@Vuyo_Gatsheni Amapiano peaked in 2024 & it's on a decline right now. Don't lie

Just because he is not benefiting anymore and the big names don’t need his co sign to do well in the industry. Amapiano is at its peak quality wise and is definitely way better than whatever was being made in 2019.

@ChrisExcel102 @khabako24480357 Adapt to backwardness & poor product quality??

@khabako24480357 Even other music producers felt the same way when amapiano came in … and he was eating nice But they kept quiet … it’s a game that is evolving if you don’t adapt you get left behind

Even in football OGs hate young people who are doing well The game is evolving let the kids eat you also had your time.. 😭😭😭

Doing fittings with the injured Orlando Pirates midfielder Kabelo Dhlamini.

@PeopleOfTheInt Again, I know y'all excited & happy about PHM but please respect your elders. Interstellar is goated

Project Hail Mary or Interstellar?

@Youuss771 @theMadridZone Yeah but someone else has to take over at some point

@theMadridZone With all respect to him but there is no one that’s close to Florentino Perez the best president of all time

🚨💣 BREAKING: ENRIQUE RIQUELME LETTER TO FLORETINO PEREZ: “Dear President, allow me to convey, before any other consideration, my sincerest respect and gratitude for all that you have represented for Real Madrid over these past decades. Under your leadership, Real Madrid has not only won unforgettable titles and dominated world football, but has also strengthened its independence, its institutional prestige, and its position as the most admired sporting entity in the world. Precisely because of the enormous respect you deserve, I am writing to you from Mexico, where I am for professional reasons and where I have learned of the possibility of an imminent and swift call for the presidency of the club. I fully understand that any decision you make will be guided by your love for Real Madrid and your desire to protect the institution. Given the historical significance of the moment our club is experiencing, I humbly believe that Real Madrid deserves time, composure, and reflection. Our Club, after almost twenty years without a participatory electoral process that calls upon members to build Real Madrid together, maintains a rigid schedule that is incompatible with the promotion of participation and dialogue required by modern democracies. Members, spread throughout Spain and abroad, deserve time and tranquility to calmly discuss the future of Real Madrid. Time to discuss how to preserve the values ​​that have made this club timeless: exemplary conduct, institutional elegance, respect for the opponent, excellence, unity, and the ambition to remain the world's leading sporting institution. For all these reasons, and with the utmost respect, I would like to convey our full willingness to engage in dialogue in the coming days and agree on a broader process that allows and encourages the genuine participation of members and Real Madrid supporters in its future. As you yourself mentioned in your press conference, a more transparent and innovative process is needed to address the persistent shortcomings surrounding, for example, postal voting or the availability of information and contact for members with voting rights. An agreed-upon process for this election should ensure another twenty years of stability, leadership, and greatness for Real Madrid and prevent the club from entering a period of division, polarization, and internal tension. To avoid any insinuations that might distract from the ultimate goal of this proposal for dialogue and unity, I must make it clear that I meet all the financial and seniority requirements to present a candidacy. I possess the economic capacity and financial experience that Real Madrid requires, as demonstrated by the recent successful $2 billion bond issuance by Cox, a company of which I am Executive Chairman and in which I own 75%. However, I sincerely believe that the path I am proposing would be best for the members, for the institution, and for the future of the club. Truly eternal institutions are those that know how to unite experience and renewal, past and future, legacy and continuity. And few institutions in the world bear such a great historical responsibility as Real Madrid. Whatever his decision, his presidency already belongs forever to the greatest history of football, and guaranteeing the unity of Real Madrid supporters through a participatory, calm, and transparent process would be the best legacy for the future of Real Madrid. At your service, Enrique Riquelme, Member No. 43858 of Real Madrid Football Club.” @marca

My passport, will expire in July. I've had to go to the SA embassy here in China to apply for a new one. Generally, it is advised to apply for the renewal at least 8 MONTHS in advance. Not knowing this has led me to pay quite a hefty amount to ensure that the process is expedited from back home. When my passport returns, I'm supposed to go to the Chinese Migration office to have a new visa stamped on it. Then I need to go to the police station to redeclare my residential address. There are few other steps that I have to fulfill to ensure that my new passport reflects on every system I use here in China. One thing I've noticed, even from other foreigners from other African countries who are here, they carry this panic feeling whenever they have to renew their visas... It's a stressful and rigorous process. I've met quite a number of them who are here on study Visas. If they miss a couple of classes, they are in trouble. Because what else are you doing besides being a student? THIS is a result of an EFFECIENT immigration control system. If you are found to have overstayed your welcome, you are deported with no discussions, no protests, no negotiations or greasing of the palms... You HAVE to go! Meanwhile in my home country...

@enzokuhleee_ What?!😂😂😭😭😭

Wayekuphi umyeni ngey’khathi zayo??😭😭

@Filmfanatics__ I know we're all excited & happy about PHM but let's respect the elders.

Interstellar Or Project Hail Mary ?