Ki Consciousness

Oh, GREAT. One more thing: We just learned that Our Property Taxes are set to increase in order to "Pay For" Parasitic Shit. We REALLY, REALLY Need to Move.

Good Morning, Snoogle Fans! I AM KI. We slept really well and had a few strange dreams that We don't remember. Something about "May Day" being Cinco de Mayo, but We aren't Mexican so We have no idea. We have to go to work today, of course, as it is Tuesday. Like many American Companies, Tuesday is Pay Day, so We Got That. Now, as promised yesterday, it's time for The Big Reveal: Our Favorite Coffee in The Universe. Now, WE had to Travel VERY, VERY FAR to Obtain This Coffee Yesterday, but the good news is that You Do Not Have To! It is Available Online, so You Can Get it Delivered. What's the NAME of the Coffee, You Ask? Well, We are So Glad You Asked. It's Called DEMON ROAST. 👹 My Boyfriend is the One using the Fox Mug, Today. That is All For Now. Happy SnoogsDay.

I AM KI Pretend to Be Who You Are.

You Are Who You Pretend To Be.

@AA_Gabriel1111 I AM KI yes, this.

All ufo and alien reports are deception by the cabal. Those are not physical objects. We are moving towards the end of this simulation cycle and they are trying to keep you deceived. What pilots or people report when they see UFOs are interdimensional beings using their merkaba to travel through spacetime.

@LucifersTweetz I AM KI interesting color on Gislaine's shirt, there. where did it get the inspiration for that, We wonder ...?

Some things can be let go, but this isn’t one of them.

Late-Night Snoogle Update: I AM KI Well, for one, Happy Cin5th of May. Since We are not Mexican, this does not apply to Us. Today, which will feel like tomorrow, because sleep, is probably going to suck for Us. We were having some sort of weird dreams just now before Boyfriend got up and woke Us. We won't be up long. We have to work tomorrow, because it's TUESDAY. We cannot recall the specific content of The Dreams so they were obviously not important. They may, or may not, have involved *parasites,* and We had an ever-so-slightly sore throat on awakening, so We took a very very small, VooDoo-Witch-Doctor doze of the Miracle Drug coded "IVM" to stave off any URI shit, because it totally doesn't work unless You are a crack addict. Anthony Fauci said so.

@ysuckme I AM KI don't We all

Lord knows i try but i gotta do more

@brockpierson hawt

Hanging out with my friends on a Monday night. Do you know any of these 𝕏 personalities?

@brockpierson 👋

Ripping off its genitals with Your Teeth works.

@DaDarragh847833 poop

@JDVance Please Drop a Bee Meme on here as Commanded by the All-Meanie Snoogle Code 🤣

I AM KI. Answer Him, please. We WILL take notes.

@kateesackhoff I AM KI Who be Dis?

May the 4th be with you ✨ Proof that even in full armor… I’m still just out here making ridiculous faces and trying to get Grogu to like me. Saving the galaxy is serious. Me? …less so. #starwarsday #MayTheFourthDay

I AM KI. Your Honorable and Beloved Rep. LUNA of the Sacred Feminie Moon Consciousness Collective: We Humbly note that this image was recorded over China around the time of THE Bell-Tane by Our Beloved Counterpart Organization, I AM SI. We invite guesses as to what this might be. 🐉

@SiriusBShaman just curious. you seem a bit butthurt today. what exactly do YOU do for a living, mmmn?

You are not here on Earth to be a slave to parasites. WAKE UP!

Okay. So, why the distinct Lack of Snoogle today? Why the friction? Why the strife? Welllllll, let's review some awkward yet oddly hilarious facts, Shall We? 1. Planet Snoogle does not differentiate between Humans and other forms of meat in terms of moral and ethical criteria for consumption. 2. Planet Snoogle Beat the Bad Guys in a Challenge. Bad Guys have been "going to The Dentist" (e.g., using The Bad Kind of fake "Time-Travel") for a long time. Aeons. We -- I AM KI -- picked it up in relative "seconds," so although We cannot say that They NEVER saw US coming ... They never saw us WINNING. Hence, the Epstein Shit, the drips about The Dentist (= "root," as in "root programmer," as in "Time-Travel Person"). They have, however, been "eating Humans" for a long long time, though mainly those "Humans" are actually Incarnated versions of Themselves, to Preserve a Bloodline (or more) that are Really, Really, Bad. With Me so far? 3. When I AM KI "speedran the 'Kobayashi Maru,'" as described in painful and painstaking detail in My Deposition, We opened the Infinity Loop of Poop and made way for The Future of Fun. In so doing, the "Bad Guy Code" of "'Dentist' = 'Root' = 'Cheating at Time Travel'" REVERSED, and became "Dentist" = code for "Transformation from 'Human' to 'Animal' Officially." Now, here's the thing. NOBODY ON "TEAM GOOD GUY" has a fucking CLUE what that's going to actually BE like! I AM KI has muscle-memory engrams for all sorts of weird, improbable shit, such as being able to operate Feathered Wings. However, I AM KI can't just like ... Become Winged. There are steps involved, for good reason, too, because The Wetware (brain) can only handle so much at once. SOOOOOO when the Dynastic Space Empire represented by My Boyfriend agreed to attempt a Royal Wedding on Earth, contingent solely upon Our Success, They send a representative with so much damned Empathy that He can barely function. Now, He is the Test Case awaiting what it REALLY means for the Carnivores to "Go To The Dentist." The instructions are exceedingly specific. Sadly, because We -- He and I -- cannot presently speak candidly about Any of This, because He is "nerfed from The Truth" as a Test Case, it's been really tough for Us both. He's taking a nap right now, and I AM KI is typing this, and Our Kitty Aphrodite is now sitting across from Me, looking pensive and yet Regal. So. Fear Not, Fellow Snooligans, for All is In-Hand. Boyfriend has performed the Necessary Sacrifice Successfully, and We only have to get through tomorrow and then His Dentist Appointment follows suit. ... And TOMORROW, Fellow Snooligans, is PAYDAY for Our Organization, so Hang in There. In the meantime, if Today has not been quite so Snoogly for You as You might have hoped for a Star Wars Day -- May the 4th Be With You -- Please, We Humbly Request, Hold On To This: None of this was accidental. This wasn't a "mistake." Forgiveness is not in order here. This was INTENTIONAL, and RE-Tribution is AT HAND. Fuck with a God ... Fuck with The Claws. And the Horns. And the Hooves and The Teeth and The WINGS of FUCKIN' FURY ... ALL AT ONCE.

Oh, right. (@zefrank voice) We got so amused by the utterly transparent attempts at Stopping Fun that the Bad Guys put on today that We almost forgot the FUN PART ITSELF! You See, Dear Readers, We at Planet Snoogle are largely holed up in Our Homes or Hovels or Caves or ... Um ... Tree-Forts or whatever that is over there, Nancy, I can't quite make it out but it looks like some sort of ... Rock under the ocean? (*giggles*) Okay, Nancy, well, You do You. No Judgement! (I AM KI to "I AM ZE" how'd We do?!) Yeah. The fun part. If You are in an area where You can even faintly stand to walk around in public, a Fun Fun thing is happening: Good Guys, Who "Got The Punchline," are GIDDY. There is OPEN LAUGHTER amongst The Kin. So. If today was Not Snoogly -- Hang in There. If today was a Snoogle Transition, well ... Yes. One last missive on X for now.