HERMANO

@TouchlineX It's funny how the three kids all look different yet all look like him. Each is a different version of him

@AppaaThe1 Be grateful someone has no hand to put the watch on... And definitely many of us have no Volkswagen

One day this will be a Rolex and a Porsche instead 💫

@ThatG4m Salah is greater than them all

PYRAMID OF THE GREATEST/BEST LIVERPOOL PLAYERS OF ALL TIME WHAT ARE YOU CHANGING HERE??

@LifeOfBoch I know on top it's kepa

🚨: Pyramid of the Greatest Goalkeepers of all time. Thought?

@AlfonseMukasa @KagutaMuseveni Lya amazi nawe

I cant stop crying for this good man!! @KagutaMuseveni why do you hate good proffesional people? Such a nice man kale Katonda gyaali!!

@solomonkibz She's obese

Mbu Ugandan men are physically disabled 🌝😭😂

@shyamtanna_ @STanna444 Hmm

I would like to sincerely thank H.E. Yoweri Kaguta Museveni for appointing my old man, Hon. Sanjay Tanna, as Cabinet Minister for Trade. Congratulations @STanna444 upon your appointment. It is truly an honour to serve the nation alongside my father, and an even greater responsibility to serve Uganda with dedication and humility.

@ma1ybe That would be fine

If i find out my husband had a DNA test done after i just pushed a baby out, immediately i leave the hospital i'm leaving with my child and serving divorce papers.

@job_matua @AfricaFactsZone Y'all silly.... And matua you are very silly indeed if u don't see the wrong in this

@HonAniteEvelyn @AfricaFactsZone Avoid responding to some provocative tweets my sister.

@AfricaFactsZone, Thank you for bringing this up. First, it's true I took back my ambulance & I have no apologies for that. Why did I do it? It's because they didn't vote for me. So did you expect me to walkaway with nothing? Galatians 6:7 A man reaps what he sows.

@Anite__Evelyn @AfricaFactsZone U are all retarded

@ThetaQ12 @IAmSteveHarvey @anthoxyllb1 @mrisaacmukisa That's why they are beating nigerians up in South Africa because of Ur mouths

@IAmSteveHarvey @anthoxyllb1 @mrisaacmukisa Ugandans arrested Scott’s manager, Tems and Omah Lay , don’t let them fool you Steve 😂😂😂

What's the best kept secret in all of Africa? The rest of us can start planning trips.

@Sudhirntv Hmm

Balaam Barugahara is the new state minister of local government. At the same time, Justine Nameere has been appointed a state minister of Local government, replacing Raphael Magezi, who was behind the controversial removal of the age limit.

@JudexxBG Nigg s just trying to be happy and you can't let him

I finally understand why a lot of Travis’ relationships don’t last… he doesn’t act like other celebs.

@SassyXtr Mertesacker

... Mesut Ozil and Kai Havertz excluded, guess a German player that played for Arsenal. Level: Extra Hard

@SassyXtr Gnabry

@SassyXtr Mustafi

@iam_Mardiyyah @mr__prolific Stupid women mentality

@mr__prolific She did him a favor because she had better options but decided to stick to him

If y’all know what this guy did for her you will never question why she chose him despite having more wealthy men that are coming for her

@rwenzori_ Yes

Engineers..

@rwenzori_ Bt besides jewelry what's so exciting about gold?

In 2022, reports shook the global commodity markets when the Ugandan government announced an astronomical discovery of gold deposits estimated at 31 million tonnes of ore, yielding an unprecedented 320,158 tonnes of refined pure gold. Valued at a staggering $12 trillion, this single find claimed to hold more gold than humanity has mined in the entirety of human history. To ensure the nation captured the full windfall of this historic wealth, immediate bans on raw mineral exports were declared alongside plans for state-of-the-art domestic refining. Four years later, even us Ugandans, we are still surprised and asking these hard questions: 1. Where exactly is this massive gold deposit located?** 2. Has large-scale commercial extraction actually started, or is it still in the development phase?** 3. How did geologists calculate such a staggering yield in the first place?

@AnitahAmong @ObothOboth @Thomas_Tayebwa Me as me I will miss you.

I join my colleagues in congratulating Rt Hon @ObothOboth and Rt Hon @Thomas_Tayebwa on their election as Speaker and Deputy Speaker of the 12th Parliament. I have no doubt that your leadership will bolster the legislative agenda and promote outcomes that serve our nation's best interests. I sincerely wish you success in your service to our country.

@MulungiKhloe Sex is the worst

Giving him a ‘BJ’ while driving >>>