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Kia T

@Kia_Tee

Author of dozens of totally true stories that never happened. Stand Up Comedienne. Love movies, books, wine, cheese, and movies about books, wine & cheese.

The Stepford Bubble, USA Katılım Kasım 2009
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Kia T
Kia T@Kia_Tee·
I'm no Hollywood Barbie doll. I'd rather satisfy your mind & soul forever than satisfy your eyes & body for just a few minutes. #Writer
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With hair like Heat Miser and a lasered red eye, today I say goodbye to 62. Thank you for being a part of my life. Merry Christmas!
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@SouthieJack Laser vision in 3..2..1.. Run for your life! Jk, get better soon! Can't have those pretty eyes betraying us. 😉
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Feeling stronger every day. Good Sunday morning to you!🌞
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@SouthieJack Pretty place to have a bite to eat. Enjoy!
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Breakfast! Good Sunday morning to you 🌞
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@queenofthesou1 That’s wonderful! Keep up the great work, I know it isn’t easy.
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I just deleted my post about how many sober days I had under my belt. The last time I did that, some woman said, "Come back when you've done 3 years." I shouldn't let people like that bother me, but it did hurt my feelings a bit. So, yeah. For anyone who cares, it's 48 days.
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@SouthieJack Wow, that’s great! Break a leg, my friend!
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The Sandman Season 2 is almost here!!! Hehehehehe!
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Kia T@Kia_Tee·
When my adorably sweet and religious neighbors show up on my doorstep to invite me to their easter brunch right when the smuttiest part of my audio book is playing:
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@SouthieJack I know the difference scientifically, but I like your answer better! 🙂
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Uh, the one on the left will see you later and the one on the right will see you after a while?
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I did it! The plant I grew from a seed is now growing a tomato! “I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine…and he shall be my Squishy.” 😬
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Off to Boston. What are YOU doing today? Merry Christmas! ❤️💚 Happy Hanukkah! 💙🤍 PS, thank you for all the birthday wishes!
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Kia T@Kia_Tee·
Ever hear someone say something that makes you just pause and stare into the imaginary camera recording the documentary of your life for a quick “wtf” moment?
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Kia T@Kia_Tee·
Why isn’t it a standard question during each of my therapy sessions, “Who is your movie character crush this week?” Perhaps a lot of basic psych research questions could be answered right away just by asking. Not a psychiatrist, of course, but…Just saying. 🧐
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Attack the Block is one of my favorites for good reason. Everyone who did this movie put in their best and it 💯 shows. 😎
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Just mooned you from my backyard. Heehee. 😉
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When we all took this class to learn about legal document writing, but the professor never shuts up about politics long enough to actually teach anything: 🙄
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This little angel makes me grin every day. And sometimes, I can even make him grin. 😁
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