Tuko Wengi

Everyone is happy in the whole world! What do we tell the always second Arsenal?

@Bossyator My good friend is from a Polygamous family. 3 wives, his mum 2nd wife. Bro is very proud of that, has one wife and has always sweared he is having two or three like his dad. His two bros already having 2 wives each... This thing work for an Alpha male. If you are weak don't try.

Men tend to think polygamy is good but every kid I meet raised in polygamous setup doesn't wish to be a polygamist coz some have gone through hell.. what's your opinion on polygamy?

@Donsarigo I will interpret but first what's a midget?

I’m looking for dream interpreters… Last night I had a nightmarish dream: I fought with a midget for so many hours. I did everything, even shot at it, and it kept coming back. Anyone with a biblical explanation for this?

@wildcanvasbull Ni ngapi?

Morning,Tigoni 🌱🍃

@I_King_MK @Richie_mjamo Both statements are correct.

@Richie_mjamo Same way they can drain your savings of 6 good years.

This breed can ride you for 6 good hours nonstop 🥵

@refugeeonearth3 Paka yako

During that 2017 Monaco golden era, teams went there to get players, Liverpool picked Fabinho, PSG picked Mbappe, man city picked Bernardo Silva, guess who Chelsea picked 😭 😭

@Nyaburinyauma Ian

My son is born today and I want to give him a name with 3 letters, but I can't seem to find any. Can someone please help?

@ahmednasirlaw You know little about football but you can't shut up with such useless opinions.

For the record...Real Madrid will BEAT Bayern Munich TONIGHT.

@Ongesa128188 An increase of Ksh 339 only. You were already suffering and this has opened your eyes.

Kutoka Kimbo to job hapo Limuru ni around 70km. To and from ni 140km. Gari natumia inaconsume 12l/km. So natumia around 12 liters. 12×206= 2475. So per day nitakua natumia 2500 kuenda job in terms of fuel. Acha nipark gari buana. Heri nipange line ya super metro buana

@Maryian96 Hiyo tu ndio umeskia hapo?

Ati Baba ya gachagua alikuwa ni shetani? Sawa endeleeni na matusi lakini when Riggy g falls on you msijaribu kutete!!! If this is the direction you want mtakipata!

@WelBeast Continue robbing Chelsea

FIFTY TWO MILLION BRITISH POUNDS 21 league appearances 2 league goals 1 assist I’m ready for Noni Madueke conversations.

Last Friday I used 6 and half hours from Nairobi to Nakuru in the afternoon. Yesterday I used 2 hours from Nakuru to Nairobi in the afternoon.

@DantehTech56615 Speed yenye inakuanga hapa ni natural. Few vehicles, wide road descending accelaration...

Wajuaji, hapa ni wapi?

@KiprutToo Salat

What do we call the name and colour of that cow in Kalenjin?

@KiprutToo Chepsitie

@KenyanSays I think this was on good Friday, in the afternoon. We suffered behind that Lorry and we were going far. Used 6 and half hours to Nakuru.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Kenya, a driver decided to set the pace for other motorists. Video Courtesy- Pixon_pixels.

@KeKirwa Hii naye ni uongo kaka. These are residential places and current or former constituencies. The regions/ bororiosiek/boriosiek are different. They're about 3 or 4 major ones and small ones. The major are Kapchepkendik, Kapmeliilo, Kaptalaam, Kaptumois...

The Nandis of Kaburwo have a total of six regions: Wareng Mosop Soin Aldai Chesumei Emgwen

@Wanjiru2027 The ladies was there to finish him. The guy knows nothing on what he applied for.

When you lie on your cv amd the lie catches up with you. This moron has no idea of what carbon credits is,he us the kind of "delegates"who are sent abroad to speak on our behalfs wanaenda kukaa paris,drink wine and waste our taxes.

@moneyacademyKE The curve or stats are wrong. EPZ workers alone are more than that 150k low earners. Add security guards, tea pluckers, farm workers etc.

Here is how formal workers in Kenya earn according to KNBS data: — 398,000 earn above Sh100,000 per month — 1.5 million earn between Sh50,000–99,000 — 1 million earn Sh30,000–49,999 — 104,000 earn Sh20,000–29,999 — 37,000 earn below Sh19,999

Kenol blockers have not updated us whether the late Olkalou mp voted yes or no. This pattern of perceived gen "z" s is there for those who want to listen or see.