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A man will spend decades behind bars for shooting and killing a woman in October 2024 on Grand Rapids’ Southeast Side, the Kent County Prosecutor said: woodtv.com/news/grand-rap…

Wonder where she'll pop up next?

@WOODTV Import the third world; become the third world.

An Allegan County man will avoid jailtime after being caught running a cockfight out of his home and pleading guilty to animal-abuse related crimes, court records show. woodtv.com/news/allegan-c…

@shitpost_2049 I’m going to try that this weekend!!!

Dude WHAT!? How much room do you have on your phone. I have terra-bytes of links. (I hope I’m not missing sarcasm here) nypost.com/2024/12/23/us-…

@Styx666Official …that’s about all. Peace out.

@Lukewearechange Derp

Hrghmmmmmmmmmmm!

@yesnicksearcy @ElissaSlotkin We in Michigan call her Slopkin.

And it is because of liars like @ElissaSlotkin

@StefanMolyneux Accountability is a women kryptonite. You can set your watch to it!!!

95% of women’s stories are about how they are sane, and everyone else is crazy. Once you see it, you cannot unsee it.

This retard claimed rights of women in the US and Iran are comparable, Then she went on to say words to this effect:

I promise you. It is a thing.

You guys salt your apples right?

@Gavin_McInnes @zcregger RIP Trevor

Congrats to @zcregger. The whitest kid I know. #weapons #oscars

I have just created arguably the most messed up Morbid Story yet... BEHOLD: THE SHIT BABY Patrick was one messed up man. Convinced he was a woman, he decided to make his own baby, and he knew just how to do it. Since he did not have a female anatomy, he decided to fashion his own baby out of his own shit. He needed to prepare for this special task carefully, so that his baby would be beautiful, and had to ruminate on the idea briefly, but then it came to him how he would fashion his crap golem out of his own turds- different foods made different shits, so he could carefully craft his diet and make it multi-colored. For two days he churned his guts with varied foods. It was like a beach landing in World War Two, with multiple waves and stages. His first meal was oatmeal and bananas, then hours later he scarfed down chili burritos, and finally at dinner he ate five jars of pickled beets. He knew his “baby” was getting ready for birth that night, while he writhed around in bed, delusionally believing it was cramps from getting ready to give birth. The fateful day had arrived. Like a German, he had set up a little scoop net in the toilet and moaned as his baby prepared to be born. It was a fairly quick delivery as the turds shot out of his asshole into the scooping net. It was a thing of beauty. The first part was of course beet red, then transitioned to a meaty brown mass, and finally to a slightly yellow sludge. It smelled like a decomposed guinea pig but he adored it from the moment it was born. The “afterbirth” was a sort of mucous which dripped out like slime as he began to cradle his own shit, lost in la-la land, giving it the name “Steve.” Steve and Patrick quickly bonded, and he kissed his own shit, licking some of the beet juice up, still hallucinating and insane. He decided that since he had given birth he needed to stretch and exercise. This he did, swaddling Steve up in a towel and carrying him out the door, still with crap residue caked on his ass. On the bus, intending to go downtown to show Steve the sights, a woman he sat next to commented on how he smelled. He protested, telling her to fuck herself, until the dude sitting next to him also commented, saying he smelled like shit. He displayed his crap-baby proudly and said that “it pooped himself and “I need to buy diapers.” “AW HELL NO!” shouted the man, as he grabbed the shit baby and tossed it out the window, swearing to god that he hoped Jesus would smite him, but Jesus thought the whole thing funny. Patrick had lost his anal baby. He went totally berserk and shoved the man into one of the seats and smashed his head over and over until virtually nothing was left. Nobody else dared to intervene as he whipped out a fork and buried it in the eye of the woman who had berated him, then pulled it out of its socket and chewed on it like a greasy meatball. He was shitting again and announced that he was having twins, then fired out a hot slug of grimy black tar-like shit and told everyone that if anyone harmed his second child like they did the first, he would kill them. With the old woman shrieking in pain, he relented slightly and stuffed the half-chewed eyeball back in her socket, thinking this would be helpful, but she flailed about and shrieked even more. Patrick assumed she was just not thankful for the help. Told by yet another passenger that it was not a baby and was only a clump of shit, Patrick got even more irate and charged him, only to be met by a hail of .380 slugs, which reduced him to mincemeat. He died with his shit in his hands and all over his ass crack, crooning softly to it that “daddy will make it okay” while everyone else looked on in bewildered horror. In Hell, Patrick was given a genuine shit baby, and his multi-colored shit was turned into a real child, sort of like Pinocchio. He was elated, and they frolicked through the abyss. They ended up starting a business selling watches which were deliberately wrong. Satan thought the confusion this caused was hilarious and had a whole collection. They made a fortune and spent some of it on more shit to make slaves, multiplying the wealth.

@Nerdrotics @heelvsbabyface Christina Hendricks better be getting a knock on her door.

I'm waiting for Nathan Fillion to arrive at Joss Whedon's door. There is no Firefly without Joss, like it or not.

@patrickhealynyt @NYTimesPR @nytimes “Behind the scenes” reporting from the NYT. Piss off smear merchant scum

How does the @nytimes report on the State of the Union under intense deadline pressure? Our White House editor Elizabeth Kennedy takes us behind the scenes about “moments where you have to stay on your toes.” nytimes.com/2026/02/24/ins… via @NYTimes

@NicoleArbour @opry

Today, we need to all start asking @opry why a man who is on camera yelling the n word, is in gang bang pornography with a very young looking woman, made OF porn a few years ago, thinks selling your wife’s 🐱is cool, and behind the scenes is like this is being inducted into the Opry.

@StefanMolyneux High schools are not training the students to run into bullets on command. The military rewires your brain to abandon self preservation.

Not quite sure why bullying a teenager in school is always terrible and abusive, but bullying a teenager in the Army turns him into a disciplind and excellent soldier... Can you help me understand?

@FOX17 He was a race bating anti-white propagandist and the world can finally start to heal in his absence.

The Rev. Jesse L. Jackson, a protege of the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. and two-time presidential candidate who led the Civil Rights Movement for decades after the leader's assassination, has died. fox17online.com/news/the-rev-j…

Michigan nurse goes without health insurance as ACA costs double for 2026 mlive.com/news/2026/02/m…

Announcing Relooted: an Africanfuturist heist game where you reclaim real African looted artifacts from Western museums. Wishlist it now! epic.gm/relooted