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If the Epstein files was full of black people they would have released them in theaters

one of my biggest fears is not making it to see the end of one piece, I pray everyone reading this tweet will see it to the end

if i am already so nostalgic at 22, tf will i do when i'm 70

They out here charging $20 for 8 wings. I don’t give a fuck about no aliens right now

Goalscorer. Assist provider. Award winner. Presenting @TheOfficialFWA Footballer of the Year for 2025/26: @B_Fernandes8! 🏆❤️

@nikaboy___ Nepo piece

#ONEPIECE1182 Streets saying Zaza is Luffy’s mom…

Lord put me in a Position where I don’t have to Beg, Borrow or Struggle

Luck??? Nigga I’m blessed.

trent and jude driving fede to the hospital

@theMadridZone This shit sound like a one piece spoiler😭

🚨 BREAKING: FULL DETAILS OF THE VALVERDE VS TCHOUAMENI STORY: - Yesterday, in training, Tchouaméni gave a hard tackle to Fede, which Fede did NOT like AT ALL. Tchouaméni insisted he didn't do it on purpose, but Fede did NOT accept his apology. Fede then kept trying to RETALIATE and tackling Tchouaméni very hard. - After training, the two players had a VERBAL fight, it was not physical. - Today, at the start of training, Fede REFUSED to shake Tchouaméni's hand. Then, as soon as training started, Fede tackled Tchouaméni VERY HARD, even lifting him off the floor. - Alvaro Arbeloa tried to solve the situation by putting them ON THE SAME TEAM. - This did NOT WORK, and they kept fighting. - After training, in the dressing room, they started PHYSICALLY fighting, with other players trying to physically separate them. - Fede Valeverde then fell to the floor, head split open, unconscious. - He was taken to the hospital, with Arbeloa at his side. - Real Madrid have decided to PUNISH BOTH of them. @RMCSport

“being alone must be horrible” me in a random cafe in random country:

Decided to look at my bank statement to see how much I’ve spent in the first 6 days in may (doesn’t look pretty btw) and the only thing I’m mad about is that my gym up charged for the month of may for what?? So they’re about to see first thing in the morning.

the american mind cannot understand this

Thank God I chose to focus on Manchester United instead of my awful love life . Been smiling a lot more lately

How it feels watching Manchester United these days…

The dopamine of scrolling through twitter after a Manchester United win

Life since Manchester United sacked Amorim 😭❤️

Beat City, Arsenal and did the double over Liverpool

UCL WE ARE BACK BABYYYY 😭😭❤️