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Kids Write Jokes

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These are genuine joke attempts by children. Originally Bad Kids' Jokes on Tumblr. DMs open for submissions. Get the book 📙: https://t.co/yUBZSIvEoi

United Kingdom Katılım Şubat 2016
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Why does a clown talk to another clown Because it likes smelly jackets
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why do monkeys eat banana because bananas are not afraid
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why do cats take baths? there's no RESPECT
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why did the one eye dinosaur have one eye because he had one eye
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Why did the mans pet fish not say a word for five years? IT WAS STUFFED
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Why did the man bring extra pants to the baseball game? In case his pants got stupid.
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Why did the elephant cross the road ? because it had lost a peanut get it i know it’s not that funny is it
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why did the crab go to prison crimes
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why did the chicken cross the road to get her tv,eggs,feet,bananas,brides,groomes and earth
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Why did 5 stay away from 7? Because 5, 6, 7!
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why couldn’t the peanut go to sleep? Because he had no face... so he couldn’t see the clock to see what time it was.
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why can't astronauts have a picnic? because their hats stop them eating
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Who will solve more than 50,000,000 mysteries? Mystery solvers
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Where do bananas go on a Friday night? To the banana movies!
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when was the astronaut hungry? at lunch
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whats brown all over? a stick
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what’s black and white and is a panda?
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what's the difference between ham and cheese? One is ham and one is cheese. BOOM BOOM
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What's a witches favorite food? A bowl of teeth!
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