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Kids Write Jokes
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Kids Write Jokes
@KidsWriteJokes
These are genuine joke attempts by children. Originally Bad Kids' Jokes on Tumblr. DMs open for submissions. Get the book 📙: https://t.co/yUBZSIvEoi
United Kingdom Katılım Şubat 2016
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Why does a clown talk to another clown
Because it likes smelly jackets
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why do monkeys eat banana
because bananas are not afraid
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why did the one eye dinosaur have one eye
because he had one eye
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Why did the mans pet fish not say a word for five years?
IT WAS STUFFED
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Why did the man bring extra pants to the baseball game?
In case his pants got stupid.
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Why did the elephant cross the road ?
because it had lost a peanut
get it
i know it’s not that funny is it
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why did the chicken cross the road
to get her tv,eggs,feet,bananas,brides,groomes and earth
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why couldn’t the peanut go to sleep? Because he had no face... so he couldn’t see the clock to see what time it was.
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why can't astronauts have a picnic?
because their hats stop them eating
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Who will solve more than 50,000,000 mysteries?
Mystery solvers
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Where do bananas go on a Friday night?
To the banana movies!
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what's the difference between ham and cheese?
One is ham and one is cheese.
BOOM BOOM
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