Keith Misselbrook

@piersmorgan Pretty much, five thousand years it has existed, Just Oil protestors won’t leave any lasting history, only for be effing a***holes!

Absolute f*cking morons.

@thecraftbloke Stuffed if you go through the Chair……

I would definitely do a Masonic tattoo but not this one. What do you think?

Apologies for spoiling the morning for so many on Twitter. BUT: UK economy is now bigger than before the Covid-19 crisis. Indeed UK growth higher than Germany and France, new revisions to official data reveal. GDP 1.8% per cent larger than final months of 2019 (ONS). Britain’s GDP reached its pre-Covid size way back in the final months of 2021. So much for being worst performing economy in the G7, which is actually Germany, whose economy is about the same size as before the pandemic. UK has also outpaced France, post-pandemic. UK growth still nothing to write home about. But that's true of almost every major economy post-pandemic. As I say -- apologies. I know how much this will upset so many of you. But cheer up. The weekend beckons .

@piersmorgan @CambiodTercio Love it.

As gesture of goodwill to all my vegan friends, I added some potatoes to my dinner last night. ⁦@CambiodTercio⁩

BREAKING: The 🐐 @cristiano with the assist of the year.. maybe any year. 🔥🔥🔥

Doesn’t even look at him. Diabolical arrogance.

@piersmorgan @MickJagger @KiaOvalEvents Some need the extra space.

That moment you discover your head is twice the size of Mick Jagger’s. ⁦@MickJagger⁩ ⁦@KiaOvalEvents⁩ #Ashes

Nat West CEO Alison Rose resigns only hours after Board hadn’t guts to fire her despite her admitting she’d briefed BBC about N Farage account. Howard Davies, chairman of the NatWest Group Board, says she’s leaving “by mutual consent”. Spotlight now falls on Coutts CEO Peter Flavel (who’s been invisible during the bank’s crisis) and, indeed, Davies and his do-nothing Board.

I’ve now been through the NatWest/Coutts dossier on Nigel Farage twice now. It is clear beyond doubt that, even though they could find no real “dirt” on him, they still wanted to “debank” him because they didn’t like his politics — and came up with the ruse of using an expiring mortgage to close his account this month (July). Farage curtailed this process by paying off the mortgage earlier than necessary, unaware of the consequences for his Coutts accounts. On Nov 17 2022 the bank put its plan in place: “Recommendation is to retain N[igel] F[arage] for now. However, it was noted that NF currently has a mortgage with Coutts, which is due to expire in July 2023 and which, on a commercial basis, we would not look to renew and so would suggest winding down the connection on that basis.” The Bank then says it had put great store on his Russia connections but admits it could find “nothing substantive” to pin on him. So the bank then details the fallback plan it has hatched: “Six months before the expiry of NF’s mortgage with Coutts, they would indicate to NF that we are not renewing the mortgage [allowing the Bank to exit] NF next year on commercial grounds when the mortgage rolls off.” The Banks then again admits the real reason: “[It] did not think continuing to bank NF was compatible with Coutts given his publicly-stated views that were at odds with our position as an inclusive organisation.” (Coutts is actually one of the least inclusive banks in the world, as Farage was founding out) Coutts claims “this was not a political decision but one centred around inclusivity and purpose”. Pause for laughter. “The Chair concluded as follows [the Committee was unanimous]: After the expiry of the mortgage with Coutts, NF would not be a criteria client and we should set a glide path to exiting NF when that mortgage expires.” So the mortgage was the pretext. His politics were the real reason.

Love this ❤️

A heart-breaking moment saved in an SS picture of deportations of Hungarian Jews at Auschwitz II-Birkenau. It was taken 79 years ago, most likely in late May 1944. A little child found a dandelion in the grass and is handing it or showing it to an older boy. All the people in this picture were waiting to be killed in gas chamber. They were murdered some time later. Please RT this unique document.

@seangwhelan @GNev2 I seem to remember another former footballer being just as informative and whose opinion we should all value, doing the same thing. Too many contacts between head and ball ⚽️ bit of a dipstick.

@GNev2 Massive fan @GNev2 but you insist on abusing your position to force political opinion stick to football your much better at that

Morning all and attack the day! If you want to send them a clear message stick your postcode in below. “Enough is Enough”. Vote Labour🌹 stopthetories.vote

@deltabravo07 🙏🙏💕☕️

Start of my period of scaniety! 😬Currently waiting for a CT scan at the hospital drinking a litre of water!! Everything crossed for a good result 🤞🙏

@afneil Defies belief!!!

Harry’s claim that he killed 25 Taliban is a nightmare — an absolute nightmare — for his security teams. How stupid can you be?

Jersey Freemasons make a £20,000 donation to the Bailiffs Island Appeal to support those families who lost loved ones and/or their homes in the maritime tragedy on 8 December or the explosion at Pier Road, St Helier on 10 December @UGLE_GrandLodge #charity

So yesterday, Lionel Messi abused the referee, abused the rival coach and abused one of his opponents. Methinks if Ronaldo did that, it would get a tad more media attention….

Wonderful ❤️

@MAMGoodlet Happy Birthday for today, remember the older you get, the more things you can enjoy

My birthday today. I am now closer to 60 than I am 50. Very depressing.