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Lane Kiffin is a Butthole
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Lane Kiffin is a Butthole
@KiffinButthole
United States Katılım Ağustos 2025
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@TigahFaLife @Lane_Kiffin I’m not ready to call you a butthole yet, but you’re treading on thin ice, mister.
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@KiffinButthole @Lane_Kiffin Dude, there truly is no words to describe your overflowing ignorance. You click on Lane's post then you feel you have to express your dislike,...and this is what you posted? REALLY ???Bruh, if you are over 4th grade you should be so ashamed and embarrassed of your incompetence.
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@3YearLetterman @jarvis_best I’ll take “Things That Never Happened” for $1200, Ken.
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I had a very ugly encounter with a young man - likely a socialist - at the grocery store this evening for trying to charge me for plastic bags
I was buying two handles of Fireball for this week. The cashier rang me up and before I paid he asked me if I wanted bags. I said yes, and he told me there would be a ten cent bag charge
“The hell there will be, junior,” I said, “Take that off the bill of sale right now.”
“I can’t do that sir. But I can do is sell you one of our canvas bags. They are reusable and only cost a dollar.”
“If I wanted to carry my liquor around in a burlap sack like a Depression-era vagrant, I’d move to California,” I replied.
“Sir I really don’t know what you want. If you don’t want to pay for the bags just carry them out.”
“I think I’ll do just that,” I said.
I then snatched my debit card from him before he could charge it, picked up the two handles of Fireball, and strode out of there without paying
I received a standing ovation
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@StockMKTNewz You mean the code you need that disappears as soon as you type the first number of it? 🤣🤣☹️
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@jamiescoop 0% chance anyone Bondi is going to prison. Trump will issue “preemptive pardons” (see Biden pardons, 2025) before his term is over to protect his family, supporters, and donators from prosecution.
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Tidy things up cause when all this shakes out, you'll likely be headed to prison and Epstein survivors will applaud this bit of justice given that you refused to give them any justice against their rapists.
Attorney General Pamela Bondi@AGPamBondi
Over the next month I will be working tirelessly to transition the office of Attorney General to the amazing Todd Blanche before moving to an important private sector role I am thrilled about, and where I will continue fighting for President Trump and this Administration. Leading President Trump’s historic and highly successful efforts to make America safer and more secure has been the honor of a lifetime, and easily the most consequential first year of the Department of Justice in American history. Since February 2025, we have secured the lowest murder rate in 125 years, secured first-ever terrorism convictions against members of Antifa, shattered domestic and transnational gangs across the country, taken custody of more than 90 key cartel figures, and won 24 favorable rulings at the Supreme Court. I remain eternally grateful for the trust that President Trump placed in me to Make America Safe Again.
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College football hires worth applauding, Lane Kiffin to James Franklin
@btoppmeyer stop 🐀☠️ usatoday.com/story/sports/n…
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@Lane_Kiffin @OleMissFB @GeorgiaFootball Yet everyone pretends Lane is a bad guy. He’s showing lots of love to HIS players and I’m here for it!
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@VegasRebs Also of note, it is an irrefutable fact that Lane Kiffin is a butthole.
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@toddlilly @diegopavia02 @Hoganknows Zero percent chance Diego Pavia wrote that or actually believes the message contained therein. His agent (or someone hired by his agent) wrote it and told him to post it.
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@diegopavia02 @Hoganknows Thank you for being the man and owning this like you have owned everything else.
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Being a part of the Heisman ceremony last night as a finalist was such an honor. As a competitor, just like in everything I do I wanted to win. To be so close to my dream and come up short was painful. I didn’t handle those emotions well at all and did not represent myself the way I wanted to. I have much love and respect for the Heisman voters and the selection process, and I apologize for being disrespectful. It was a mistake, and I am sorry.
Fernando Mendoza is an elite competitor and a deserving winner of the award. I have nothing but respect for his accomplishments as well as the success that Jeremiyah and Julian had this season.
I’ve been doubted my whole life. Every step of my journey I’ve had to break down doors and fight for myself, because Ive learned that nothing would be handed to me. My family has always been in my corner, and my teammates, coaches and staff have my six. I love them — I am grateful for them.
— and I wouldn’t want anything to distract from that. I look forward to competing in front of my family and with my team one more time in the ReliaQuest Bowl.
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@treywallace Don’t let any of this speech distract from the fact that Lane Kiffin is a butthole.
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Lane Kiffin says he wasn’t told until Sunday that Ole Miss could not approve of him coaching Ole Miss in the CFP
“Met with the players, I was in their with the players and Keith, and they said ‘Let’s do this’”
Says he found out 30 minutes before meeting it wasn’t happening
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