Andreas Kilbinger

While settling in for a meal, a Downy Woodpecker is surprised by the sudden arrival of a Black-capped Chickadee.

The passport on the left allows you to freely work, travel, study or live in 27 countries. The passport on the right will not allow you this freedom after we leave the EU. Big difference.

Sea legs of the day.

Can't believe the kids have fallen for that Santa shit again. Bloody idiots. Anyway, I'm off to church

Oh wow! Watch this to the end!

Movie quiz: Where is this from? cop1: Was ist denn? Was ist den? cop2: Ich will nachher nicht mit mehre. cop1: ein Kind keh! also. stells hinten rein! #hollywoodclassics #almostgerman

A domino can knock over another domino about 1.5x larger than itself. An awesome mechanical chain reaction [source, Stephen Morris: buff.ly/2rJ6IjW]

Tomorrow morning I'm waking my kids up & telling them Santa died. Don't see why I should be the only one dealing with horrible news

Looks like Jacob Rees Mogg is off on his center parcs holiday...

New Bond Trailer out today.

My sister said Melania Trump always looks like she’s trying to read the chippie menu and I haven’t stopped thinking about it since

I’ve said it before but apparently I need to repeat myself: how can camping be a holiday when it’s worse than normal life

An Owl fix this afternoon at Eldernell, 5+ Shorties and 2 Barnies. Not seen Shorties sharing a perch before

@LouisRedux @stuartcantrill I agree with the masochism thing but I don’t think it’s for making tea...

Cant stop watching this

Great photo of Justin Bieber with his gran

This is too cool!

John #Bercow is a driven speaker and gifted orator but above all the keeper of the great British parliamentary tradition. I would love if we could welcome him in the European Commission or European Parliament 😉

@FeeFiFoFee @SaraSeddon1 olive oil = fruit juice

@SaraSeddon1 Wine is basically fruit. So is chocolate.

Jacob Rees-Mogg lolling horizontally on the front bench during tonight’s emergency debate is as insolent and insufferable as anything I’ve seen.