i'ma bad bitch

fantasy football? Yeah it's my fantasy to have her foot on my balls

granny bitches be like "sad to see the penny die- been here since i was born"

30 yr old explains to teenagers why he thinks living in his parents basement is way cooler than living in his parents upstairs

yall ever spectate a random player in your gta lobby? made me believe in the dead internet theory real quick

this is a balancing issue. i guess we need more hot guys

there are too many hot bitches in this world i find it unnecessary

horny guy try not to buy them the whole world challenge: impossible

egirl try not to beg for people to buy them everything challenge: impossible

soulslikes are not hard games. a real hard game is a gta online players reading comprehension

@nyx_dirt im so sorry

@NomzyyHD took me a year to think of this

@KillGrip HE LIVES

a fire retardant is just a regular fire ant to me

paying an OF girl $100 for a session, cumming in 1 min, then holding her hostage thru conversations about video games shes never played.

@brohan_ I'm basically stroking to this hell yeah

I don't know how to flirt. I don't know how to dirty talk. I do know how to eat the absolute hell out of a pussy. I just don't get to do it as often as I'd like. If you'd like to support me my DMs are open.

@StillUncreative Damn u need a guy like me 2 inches should be perfect

The natural progression of yesterday’s post :3 Ugh it’s still too big!! Or maybe I’m too small? Either way, I can barely take five inches before I tap out… #nsfwtwt

@1mhiding Bro beat his shit then dmed that

I've never shaved my ass before it's all natural grassland untouched by humanity

Enough about underboob let's see some underballs

Trump got the Mike Tyson

Trump got the Van Gogh

@kinglettes Omg John Fallout!