Killdozer

Iron Man 3 had the 2nd highest opening of all time. Maybe it helps WHEN YOUR MAIN CHARACTER DOESN’T QUIT AT THE END, NOLAN.

Kristen Stewart looks like she's posing for pictures taken by her creepy uncle in his basement. #Oscars

It's funny to think about how many times Donald Trump's wife mouths the words "Fuck you" behind his back.

Amen to that, good sir!@hwinkler4real @edwardsharpe

Outstanding.@damienechols

Sarah Palin... she... she just... [sighs, shakes head, regrets Creation]

A great way to start any conversation is, "You don't remember me, do you?"

My father committed suicide with a t-shirt cannon and all I got was this stupid t-shirt.

How about Deadwood for the first time?@dannyparkins

Moonrise Kingdom is outstanding!@bensheltonfilms

Still have that issue! (and others, I've been told...)@brianmbendis

head lice win@porksmith

Am sitting next to people who don't know what biscotti is: 'Its too hard, its too hard..' FUCKING DUNK IT!!

Legitimate Cockney Rapping?@porksmith

Good day to you sir!@loeffler46

I spend way too much time.

My husband took ALL of the leftover Halloween candy to work, so I had to eat an apple for breakfast like some kind of goddamn hippie.

Whenever I see a man using a pay phone I just think: "Murderer!"

Put me down for an XL when you print the "Get a Kluwe" tshirts!@chriswarcraft