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The universal profile of Calder Rhys can be located at the following link: docs.google.com/document/d/1Uf…

Okay, okay fine, I'll go.

You're really not going to want to miss this. tinyurl.com/HavertzShowSig…

Do not disturb.

@SaveUsSadie I guess I can allow it

@KillerCalder They said I had to find one thing that's passable.

A thong is the only acceptable form of pants.

You are completely insane in the best ways and there is no safe for work photo to share of you for this (I looked) but I adore you and look forward to many more years together, I love you @SaveUsSadie. Happy Valentines Day.

@SaveUsSadie Not unless they want gutted, Valentines is our day!

Valentine's, the best and busiest time of year for a woman like me. 🥰

@SaveUsSadie lord.

Shiny Sadie.

You brought the cake I like!

Sadie has come to save the day once again.

@SaveUsSadie I pushed you in further.

I will not sink any further than this, I can't get my hair wet!

@SaveUsSadie Very obsessed in fact

It's okay to be obsessed with me, this is a safe space.

I had him fired after I served some cunt. No uglies allowed in the office or presence of Sadie Rhys!!

We love sweet treats.

@SaveUsSadie its distracting but fun distracting

@KillerCalder its not my fault i swear

Every shoot I photograph for @KissUsKatie leaves me with the urge to get naked. Maybe one day, science will have the answers to this maddening phenomenon!