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YouTubers be like “wake up at 4am and run, that’s alpha!” No, it’s not. Look at apex predators; they’re all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels.

A photographer took a picture just as this couple threw ashes into a river. He asked who it was. As they answered their dog. The photographer asked for permission to edit their photo, and this was the result. 📷Cecilie Thoresen

@jenythhh The portals is so freaking hilarious 😆

the way he says “macho” here scratches my brain in the same way as when he said “portals” like twenty times in that one interview.

my first word when I was born

El cabrito que perdió a su madre en un ataque de lobo en Sivas y no fue aceptado por el resto de la manada, comenzó a ir cada noche junto a los perros pastores para dormir con ellos y no quedarse solo.

What if Instagram gave us a feature where our timeline is in chronological order AND I only see post from people I follow? What would that be like????

oh the warmth of being considered safe by something so much smaller than you

💔 Heartbreaking final goodbye between a K9 officer and his partner. 🥲 Sergeant Paul Greer of the Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department held his 10-year-old German Shepherd, Bruno, at Riverside Veterinary Clinic last Wednesday. Bruno served 8 years as Paul’s K9 partner before retiring. Paul adopted him immediately — they’d been inseparable ever since. As Bruno’s health failed, Paul carried him in for his final moments. Weak as he was, Bruno slowly lifted his front paws and wrapped them around Paul’s shoulders in one last hug. A final thank you. A final “I love you.” Nothing beats the bond between a man and his dog. Rest easy, Bruno. You were the best boy. 🐾 ♥️.

the downfall of civilization happened when white guys stopped making music like this and started recording podcasts instead

This pub has a cat that picks her favorite customer

So in case anybody’s counting, today he called not one, but two female reporters “stupid.” He is going to continue to do this. He’s going to start calling them far worse. Because nobody fucking stops him.

If You’re Too Shy (Let Me Know) live in Cork, 2023

it’s monday again.

So apparently Washington Republicans have no problem trusting USPS to ship handguns in the mail, but they simply can’t be trusted with your mail-in ballot? Make it make sense.

I simply cannot believe I live in a timeline where journalists helped force the last president out of his reelection campaign for being too old, so the country put an unstable 79 year old who falls asleep constantly in office and none of the same journalists care at all.

@mattysbands I’d never sell that masterpiece on eBay

matty what the hell is this 😭

Mother cat brings all her kittens to the person who gave her food..🐈🐾😍