Isak Newton

Well! Well! Ryan Babel @Ryanbabel actually liked it! 🤩🤩 Our attacking issues got solved! #liverpool #PremierLeague

@UtdFaithfuls You finished 15th last season, you were the running joke to be honest

Imagine trying to have a go at Manchester United fans with the Premier League trophy. Bro thinks we're Arsenal. 😭😭

@Dominos_UK Arsenal won epl ( you said unbelievable, no one would believe this)

tell an unbelievable story in 3 words

@FabrizioRomano And they play Liverpool next!

⚠️ Chelsea have lost 6 games in a row in Premier League… …with only 1 goal scored, and 14 conceded.

@ChelseaFC Wow! What an idiot of an admin, i had literally use a microscope to see the final score 😂😂 I know it’s embarrassing but I thought you guys were habitual to losing by now

FT. #CFC | #CHENFO

@Neduszn8 Does Arthur Melo count? He only played like 59 minutes for Liverpool though. Two other players would be Phil Coutinho and Chewy Suarez

GUN on your head🔫 Without mentioning Thaigo Alcantara and javier Mascherano. Name a player who’s played for Liverpool and Barcelona? LEVEL: VERY DIFFICULT 🤯

@Lea_EFC Yeah right football didn’t exist before 1992

Flexing when you’ve won two* Premier League titles in 34 years compared to Manchester United’s 13 seems daft imo. 1992 - Manchester United 1993 - Manchester United 1994 1995 - Manchester United 1996 - Manchester United 1997 1998 - Manchester United 1999 - Manchester United 2000 - Manchester United 2001 2002 - Manchester United 2003 2004 2005 2006 - Manchester United 2007 - Manchester United 2008 - Manchester United 2009 2010 - Manchester United 2011 2012 - Manchester United 2013 2014 2015 2016 2017 2018 2019 - Liverpool* COVID 2020 2021 2022 2023 2024 2025 - Liverpool* PGMOL Shameless MF’s 😂😂😂

@EPLBible Seems like he intentionally targeted his ankle. Studs up, no intention to play the ball, no contact with ball, tackle from behind, endangering others with dangerous play. I don’t know what else do you need for a red card.

Should Bruno Fernandes have been sent off here? 🤔 x.com/i/status/20509…

@LFC Probably the last too if he keeps playing like he has been this season

A 50th Reds goal for Cody 🫡🎯

@splendor1167 @Cuz_paul1 @EPLBible More like super cunt

@KimPartII @Cuz_paul1 @EPLBible He is a cunt

@ekitikEraa Gakpo and Macca and all of our fullbacks. In fact our best full backs are not even natural full backs, they are Szobo and Jones

So Liverpool fans who has been our worst player this season?? Let me start: FRIMPONG

@Cuz_paul1 @EPLBible Would have cried like a retarded infant if something even half as bad happened to him

@EPLBible Horrible goofy cunt would have rolled out of the ground if it was the other way round

@heis_fede Nope I completely agree, if only he had other 10 teammates playing for Liverpool and Man Utd for 90 minutes

Am I crazy to say that Szoboszlai deserves the Premier League POTS more than Declan Rice?

@ESPNUK I knew that from Matchday 1, also the fact that they finished 15th last season, only retards would expect them to win anything. They are no Leicester City.

Manchester United can no longer win the Premier League this season 💔

@Lea_EFC Don’t worry you can use AI to do it or even better, Liverpool fans will buy you one to keep it for lifetime (just don’t burn it in the next available opportunity mate)

@KimPartII I don’t own a Liverpool kit bro

Todays to do list: - Laugh at Liverpool - Celebrate Manchester United’s victory - Celebrate Van Dijk’s downfall - Laugh at Spurs What a time to be alive 🥳🥳🥳

@FabrizioRomano He speaks too much for a diving and moaning rat

🚨 Bruno Fernandes: “The joy and everything I will get the day I get what I want from Man United, I wouldn’t get that in ANY other club in the WORLD”. “I know how much the fans want this, I know how passionate they are, I know how much they’re waiting for that moment to come back again”, told Sky.

Happy birthday, Flo! 🥳💫

@FabrizioRomano Yeah they don’t have such a retarded elsewhere who will keep supporting you even if all you do on pitch is dive and moan, and not to mention the 2nd rate referees who enjoy it happening. If you left you would be lucky to end up at Derby County or even MK Dons

🚨 Bruno Fernandes tells Sky: “I could have left Manchester United two years ago, or three years ago, I could’ve gone last season”. “I really like to be at the club and I really think that being successful at this club is something that I would NEVER get being in ANY other club”.

@ClinchRMCF Are they all blind or what?

Goal Keepers Pyramid Ranking Do you agree?

See what I did there! 😂😂😂