Kimberly Fusaro

@Dan_Fogelman @CaitwithaC As I suspected, she's both the looks and the brains. Happens in the best of marriages ... Not naming husbands. Er, names.

My marriage in a single screen grab. @CaitwithaC

@Dan_Fogelman So your sweet spot is at the intersection of Jersey and sherpa-lined denim? Noted.

My sweet spot has been hit.

@Notteham @lehnerjw Kick you in the SOMETHING, that’s for damn sure. (I also don’t understand this basketball reference, but if it’s parallel to Johnny Damon leaving the Red Sox for the Yankees, the Yankees still suck.)

@megclark_txt I HAVE TWO.

@mikehofman @JRadloff @Annemsachs @mattiekahn 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 (Enjoying this meeting of #glamily new and old immensely.)

@JRadloff @Annemsachs @mattiekahn This whole thing.

Gather round for an unbelievable tale of dogs, DNA, and chance encounters. A few hours ago, Jason went to pick up our dog Marvin from the groomer. On the way home, Marvin starts sniffing a dog on the corner. Jason and the owner of that dog stop to chat.

@DonnellyCharley @tammieetc My parents have a Vizsla named Caper. (Dumb breed. Great name.)

Shallot would be such a good name for a small dog

@lindysegal I am definitely not the only one who read that out of context (in my alerts round-up email) as "Be still my butt."

Be still my 🍑

@megclark_txt Guess I’m glad it’s not just my dogs?

@megclark_txt WHY DO DOGS SMELL LIKE FRITOS? WHY? (If that’s not what you’re referring to ... noooooo, my dogs don’t smell like Fritos. Not at all.)

@megclark_txt Same but home schooling 4th grade math.

@muhTHIGHess I’m not. (Because I’ve already filled large containers *and* prepared for the LA earthquake.) But the water supply isn’t self-regulating. It’s maintained by humans.

Who is hoarding bottled water?? Explain yourselves

@Dan_Fogelman You’re starting to look alike.

saturday night and it’s on

@lindysegal Anddddd, another date? Is the whole season happening tonight?!

Wait, there’s also a DATE tonight?! I am sorry to these recappers. #TheBachelor

@benjamintassie @annamoeslein, @lindsayschallon: This, but make it Glamour: St. Louis. Hosting family from St. Louis. St. Louis. Hosting family from St. Louis.

@Sydney_Inc @whoweekly We failed you @anavcolon and we’re sorry. (cc: @chrisrosa92, @annamoeslein)

Can an outfit change your life? @glamourmag's What I Wore When asks influential women about pivotal moments in their lives where fashion played a role. apple.co/WhatIWoreWhen

If 2019 didn’t make it clear enough, people in high positions across industries generally don’t know what they’re doing

@chrisrosa92 People who think that, raise your hands. (*Literally no hands are raised.*)

@AshleySpivey If you were a guy on Hannah’s season you’d have questionable facial hair.

Tricked my kids into eating air-fried cauliflower gnocchi by telling them they’re tater tots, and I’m kind of disappointed they didn’t figure it out. It’s like they were raised by wolves. Vegan wolves.